Funny license plates make the drudgery of driving a little bit better (especially when you’re in HOURS of traffic), or at least give you something to think about other than when the damn commercials on this radio station are going to end. The magic created by some people in a maximum space of 7-8 numbers and letters can be absolutely breathtaking, horrifying, and face-palming all at once, and the best vanity plates from around the U.S. are all here on this list of funny vanity license plates. These license plates with funny messages make use of all the available bits of state license plates. From custom logos to messages meant to be read upside down or in reverse, there’s a little bit of “FU, state government!” in every one of these offensive license plates. If you think you can do better than the funniest license plates in the US, head to your local DMV now (because there can never be enough silly license plates).
Tell Us What You Really Think About Your Rivals
Is It Too Much to Ask That He Smells Nice, Too?
It Never Gets Old
Everything You Say Is Wrong
What’s the Over/Under On Times He’s Been Pulled Over?
Duct Tape: It Makes Everything Better
Their Love of South Park Knows No Bounds
They Just Like Birds, Okay?
It’s How They Say I Love You in Jersey
Most Professionals Only Get $50
Give the Password at the Rear Entrance
No, They’re Not Involved With the Soft Drink
The Men of America Thank You
Taking the Debate to the Streets
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