Don't have a cow, man! Actually, that's exactly what you're supposed to do right at this very moo-ment. These are the best cow puns the Internet has to offer. It's okay to have a moo-mentary lapse of judgment and laugh at these funny cow memes. Failing to do so would be a huge missed steak. Do you get it? Do you get all of these puns?
In some rare intersections of history, the “fog of war” is quite literally the puff of smoke that concludes a magician’s disappearing act. In others, the “fog” is a supernatural explanation conjured by a German soldier’s tortured mind. If you're scratching your head right now trying to remember magic used during WWII in Saving Private Ryan or whether there was a section in your 20th century history textbook entitled "did magicians help the Allies in World War II?", you're not alone. The popular consciousness has all but forgotten WWII witches and all the fabulous and bizarre WWII magic technology; now feels as good a time as any to rectify that. World War II was as much a war of mind games as it was of bullet holes. To counter the swift expansion of the highly mechanized Third Reich, the
Back to school is a special time for parents. All parents. For the kids, it's the absolute worst time of year. Fortunately, a new funny photo tradition by parents all across the country has begun to help ease the pain of those poor, suffering kids who have to go back to school. And more importantly, it shows all parents that you're not alone. Every parent is full of glee on the first day of school. You aren't a soulless monster for wanting your kids out of the house. These pictures represent America's best and brightest photos of parents celebrating their kids going back to school. These images are sure to brighten your day, especially if you're an adult.
The difference between the first day of school and the last day of school is basically like the difference between heaven and hell. On the first day, you walk through the pearly gates of your new school filled with optimism, a sense of wonder, and a snack pack. Then you wake up for day two, and the reality of having to do this 179 more times kicks in. These pictures of kids before and after their first day of school will open your eyes to this horrible truth and make you want to laugh and also give these kids a hug. Don't worry guys, there's only 3,299 days of school left! Let's all hope that act of going to the same place with the same people day in and day out gets a little easier for these kids as the school year progresses. But just in case, maybe their parents should hold off o
Back to school is a special time of the year. A tine that all parents love. A time that all kids hate. But who gets the worst of back to school every single year? It's absolutely the teachers. Here you'll find a collection of hilarious teacher back to school images that will give you a look at what it's like to be on the teaching side of the classroom, preparing to jump headfirst into another year or responsibility for twenty or more kids whose parents just dropped them off at school. The parents don't have to deal with them all day. That's the teacher's job now.
Are you ready for something that hasn't happened in America since 1979? No, we're not bringing back ultra-wide bell bottoms – we're talking about a full solar eclipse. In August 2017, the total solar eclipse will be visible to the lower 48 of the United States. And it could likely be another 40 or so years before we see another one.