We've all had them: noisy neighbors, the kind who stomp on the floor, throw raging parties, and maybe even have loud crazy sex late at night. How do you deal with such an awkward situation? For many sleep-deprived, sexually frustrated, or just plain uptight people, a note is the only solution. But there's basically no way to leave a note asking a neighbor to have quieter sex without sounding really, really passive-aggressive. If you're a fan of passive-aggressive neighbor notes then you're going to love these. This slideshow contains everything from drawings to animal comparisons, outright hostility, and even helpful tips. Some of the notes are so detailed they probably took longer than the sex that they were reprimanding. Make sure to vote up the funniest passive-aggressive sex no
Quotation marks: how do they work? Modern scholars of the English language have been trying to figure out how to use quotation marks for years, and they just don’t make sense. Just kidding, it’s super easy to use quotation marks, but for some reason businesses can’t stop making hilarious quotation mark fails. Maybe they love all the free advertising they get from people laughing at them on the Internet, or maybe they don’t care. Either way, misused quotation marks are equally funny and nerve-wracking and they deserve a closer look. If you’re having trouble with your punctuation, we feel bad for you son, we got 99 problems but quotations ain’t one. Funny quotation marks are all well and good, but sometimes they can be extremely confusing. What if you get a cake on your birthday and it says
What good lines do you always go to when you spot a hottie across the bar? This list of pick up line jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture might help you add an icebreaker or two to your rotation. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier, and help catch the eyes of the ladies (or gents!). Some of these funny ice breakers and one-liners are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach and are
Is there anything more delightful than waking up on a Saturday morning, looking at your phone, and thinking "wow, look at all these drunk texts I sent last night!" Though there are likely a few regrettable texts sent to your ex, mixed in with the horror are likely all kinds of funny drunk texts for which your friends will forever thank you (and never let you live down). The best of these have been archived forever throughout the Internet, as these screenshots of drunk texts from last night show. The best drunk texts and funny drunk text messages are full of autocorrects, typos, interesting emoji choices, and all around hilarity ranging from kittens to dance moves, to Flo Rida. There is also no shortage of people who tie one on and spill their guts. Some profess their undying love, while
Twitter brings joy, laughter, news, and best of all, controversy. Whenever celebrities, politicians, or even brands tweet something that's slightly offensive, there will always be that person who makes it a big deal. However, there are times when a famous person actually does post a dumb tweet, but before it can be deleted, one of their million followers has already taken a screen shot and made it viral. Even in 2017, celebs have still not learned that they don't have to tweet every single thought. Whether they were drunk tweeting or cursing at an Internet troll, these famous people need to either hire a PR person to clean up their mistakes or just delete their Twitter accounts. It's definitely not good publicity for a celebrity when the whole world has seen your racist, ignorant, and di
Keep it in your pants. No jerkin' that gherkin'. You'll go cross-eyed! There are so many admonitions out there against pleasuring yourself, you'd think the whole world had a serious problem refraining from a good fap at every turn. While it's entirely possible that's the case, there are also some people out there who just want to stop nice, hard-working people from having a good time... with themselves. These hilarious anti-masturbation ads highlight just how much SOME PEOPLE want your business to remain closed off to the most important customer of all: you. From hilarious devices meant to stop you from pleasuring yourself starting at an early age to desperate pleas from political pundits to be the cleanest you that you can be, there are plenty of crazy anti-beat-off ads out there to take
Though he may type with one finger and take an hour to respond to a simple question, if you have a texting grandpa, there’s probably no other texter in your life who can measure up. If you aren’t lucky enough to be a regular receiver of funny old people texts, don't worry! We’ve gathered a collection of funny texts from grandpas that’ll have you considering buying Gramps a smartphone for Christmas.As you’ll see below, average texts from grandpa range from questions about slang to revelations about his dirty mind. Some of these texting grandfathers are too old for tact, and love to reminisce about everything from their cocaine-fueled youths to their long-lost sex lives. Other tech-savy granddads are still a little confused about you young whipper snappers and your YOLO and "Beyoncy."
Have a friend who just won't stop texting you? That friend who texts at 5am and just can't take the hint? The funny guy who's always playing practical jokes or asking for money? Well, in the Marvel Universe - especially among the X-Men (and poor poor Spider-Man) - it's the same guy, and that guy is most certainly Deadpool. The Merc with the Mouth doesn't even need to be talking to run his mouth at his superhero compatriots; that's what texting is for. This is a list of his best texts from the awesome people over at Texts From Superheroes. Wade Wilson's texts to everyone from Punisher to Rhonda Rousey, Wolverine and Spider-Man, as well as Deadpool to Deadpool (from Deadpool)...