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Smart Futurama Jokes You Need A PhD To Understand

Smart Futurama Jokes You Need A PhD To Understand

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  With a writers room containing three PhDs, seven master's degrees, and over 50 cumulative years at Harvard, it's no surprise that there are some smart jokes on Futurama. In fact, some are smarter than we are! Thankfully, over the show's 14-year run, it never failed to remain accessible. One of the great things about Futurama is that it works on so many levels. Whether you're a fan of complex mathematical theorems and references, or you just want to watch Bender drink and steal things, there's always something to enjoy. But for the really esoteric stuff, it definitely helps if you have a doctorate in physics or mathematics. Not to mention a lightning fast pause button! This list will help explain those jokes, and save you some serious student loan debt, so keep reading to
27 Reasons Why Grandpa Is the Best Texter

27 Reasons Why Grandpa Is the Best Texter

Funny Texts, People
Though he may type with one finger and take an hour to respond to a simple question, if you have a texting grandpa, there’s probably no other texter in your life who can measure up. If you aren’t lucky enough to be a regular receiver of funny old people texts, don't worry! We’ve gathered a collection of funny texts from grandpas that’ll have you considering buying Gramps a smartphone for Christmas. As you’ll see below, average texts from grandpa range from questions about slang to revelations about his dirty mind. Some of these texting grandfathers are too old for tact, and love to reminisce about everything from their cocaine-fueled youths to their long-lost sex lives. Other tech-savy granddads are still a little confused about you young whipper snappers and your YOLO and "Beyoncy." Her
20+ Words We Desperately Need to Retire in 2017

20+ Words We Desperately Need to Retire in 2017

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2016 has a been a brutal year in regards to Internet slang, and it's time to take a stand. We have all suffered insurmountable amounts of douche-chills from hearing words like "yasss" and "on fleek," and I'm not sure how much more the world can take. Let me break it down for you: there is no such thing as a "dad-bod," you just look like sh*t. You aren't "adulting" because you did your laundry and changed your car's oil today, it's simply called being a normal human being who isn't an irresponsible idiot. You can all stop referring to comebacks as "savage af," and for God's sake, please stop calling your significant other "bae."
Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate

Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate

Celebrity News, Funny Texts
Donald Trump is such a demure character that he’s probably not thinking about anything crazy right? Just kidding, whatever Donald Trump's thoughts during the last presidential debate were had to be absolutely bonkers. There were probably a few misogynistic epithets floating around, and at least secret mental cue to Vladimir Putin (just in case telepathy is a thing). Even though it seems like he’s speaking off the top of his head, the things Donald Trump wanted to say during the third debate were probably much more of a nightmare than anything he spewed at Chris Wallace. It’s time to take a look at all the things Donald Trump thought during the final election debate. Whether you like him or not, you have to admit that Donald Trump tends to say what’s on his mind, but even the most ridiculo
The Most Hilarious Dads on the Internet

The Most Hilarious Dads on the Internet

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Whether he's giving you a hard time about your fashion choices or making fun of your driving skills, there's nothing like a funny dad who's in the mood to joke around. Sure, their dad jokes may be lame, but we bet you can't help but chuckle at these funny dad pictures. The photos of great dads on this list feature fathers in rare form as they tease, embarrass, and crack up their children with their hysterical antics. As you’ll see below, these guys prove that being a great dad means never taking yourself too seriously. We’ve collected photos featuring dads from all walks of life- from the average guy to the hilarious father of one famous musician. The men you’ll meet here are masters of a brand of humor that only dads can pull off as they accompany their kids on adventures embarrass them i
59 People Who Texted The Wrong Number At The Wrong Time

59 People Who Texted The Wrong Number At The Wrong Time

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We've all received various funny wrong number texts here and there, but these are the funniest wrong text messages ever sent. Maybe a person who didn't know they were given a fake number at a bar, or someone who honestly made a texting mistake, but sent a really embarrassing picture, or maybe even someone aggressively threatening you out of the blue, scaring the crap out of you and scarring you until they let you know that you're not the person they originally meant to harass. Either way, there's nothing not hilarious about a wrong-number text. Screencaps have come in from all walks of life to places like Reddit, Tumblr, 4Chan, and the like documenting the beauty of the wrong number accident text. The beauty of the mistaken number text lies in that it's not a phone call. Previously, when s
The Internet Reacts to Kim Kardashian’s Divorce

The Internet Reacts to Kim Kardashian’s Divorce

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If you don't care about Kim Kardashian's divorce, then your priorities are most likely in the right place. She was married to her husband Kris Humphries for a full 72 days after a 10 Million dollar wedding (from which she actually profited about 17 million dollars). On October 31, 2011, just in time for Halloween, they got divorced. And of course, their often-viewed-as-fake marriage (that has been a joke anyway), is now inspiring some great, literal jokes. Twitter, Reddit, Tumblr and the rest of the internet are on the case. Here are the funniest and most popular internet reactions to Kim Kardashian's world shattering divorce from Kris Humphries.
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