The band jokes, puns, and humor on this list are all funny because they’re true (except for the one about the flaming oboe), and we heard all these marching band jokes from men and women who were actually in high school band. We’re sure that anyone who went on to play in marching bands in college and beyond have some funny jokes too, but we stopped talking to them ages ago. Whether you were a flutist or a percussionist (let’s be real - if you’re a drummer you can't read this) you’ll not only identify, you’ll laugh your weird little marching hat off at these band jokes and band puns. Everyone who went to high school in America has had an experience with a band geek. Either you knew one or you were one – and if you don’t know which one you were then you were the band geek. We never saw the
Miley Cyrus might be best known for her shocking, half-naked music videos and live performances, but let's admit it: the girl can sing. And her covers of other artists' songs prove it. Miley Cyrus got her start playing the double-life of Miley Stewart/Hanna Montana on Disney's Hannah Montana. It wasn't long after the show ended that the sweet girl from Tennessee (and daughter to "Achy Breaky Heart" singer, Billy Ray) became the onesie wearing, tongue showing, crazy twerking superstar we know her to be. She can't stop, she won't stop, and that's why we love her. The other reason we love her? She actually is a true musical talent. Whether you caught her doing a showstopping-ly fantastic version of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" on SNL or have stumbled across her performance of godmother Do
The jokes and music puns on this list are not only funny, but they’re mostly true or at least come from a place of truth (we don’t really want to run over any conductors). Guitarists tend to think they’re the coolest guys in any room, drummers aren’t known to be card-carrying members of Mensa, and no one likes a conductor (maybe it's their bossiness, maybe it’s their weird hand gestures). Musicians are a rare breed and no matter which instruments they play, they’re perfectly suited to be the butts of jokes. Whether you’re a musician or not, we’re sure you’ll enjoy the music humor on this list. We don’t want to toot our own horn, but we’ve been known to tickle the ivories every once in a while. And despite any generalizations about musicians, we’re totally normal members of society with r
When Kanye West was hospitalized following a mental breakdown during his Saint Pablo tour, the rumor mill exploded with theories about why he had canceled all of his remaining shows. He's said plenty of wild things and had his share of public outbursts before, but this is different. Why did Kanye end up in the hospital? Did his exhaustion become so extreme that he couldn’t handle being on tour anymore? Was he finally mourning his mother's death? Or are the reasons for Kanye West's breakdown more complicated? What's up with Kanye? It’s not an uncommon question, but when the artist behind some of the hardest bangerz of the last decade is hospitalized under mysterious circumstances, that question takes on an entirely new quality. It’s entirely plausible that a perfo
What are the best Christmas songs ever? Holiday songs are without a doubt incredibly popular year after year, and some songs have remained classics for decades. The best Christmas carols and songs manage to capture the spirit of the holidays and tap into our nostalgia, making us sing along despite ourselves. Who hasn't burst into a little "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" once in a while? That's what this list is all about: the greatest Christmas songs. Vote for your favorites, add any that are missing, and have a wonderful, happy, holly jolly Christmas, everyone. Holiday songs can be traditional Christmas carols like "O Holy Night" and "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" or they can be more modern, rocking versions of classics like Bruce Springsteen's version of "Santa Claus is Coming To Town." Ther...
Best Halloween songs, as voted on by people like you. This list contains some of the best Halloween party music songs - both modern and classic. While Halloween theme music can be found on compilation albums (I've included a few), some of the best Halloween tunes are one-off singles. From "Monster Mash" to the "Time Warp," check out this list for some great Halloween songs. Be sure to vote for your favorites and if you don't see your fave on the list, add it! Halloween is a great time to crank up the music and have a spooky good time. Whether you're getting ready to go trick-or-treating, carving Halloween pumpkins or prepping for an epic Halloween party, the right music can certainly provide a creepy, fun ambiance for everyone. Some of the music on this list is well-suited for kids and ad...
Though it took a while for the music to catch on with them, some of the best rappers in hip hop history are white. While this may be hard to fathom or even accept for some, white rappers have not only been some of the most unappreciated or scoffed at in the game, but they frequently fly under the radar. These white rappers are getting the due they deserve, since after all, they are considered some of the best in history. Beginning with the introduction of the Beastie Boys (Ad-Rock, MCA, and Mike D) in the late 1980s, it became culturally acceptable for white rappers to be accepted by the larger hip hop community. In addition to the groundbreaking Beastie Boys, in 1999, after years of mainstream white hip hop diluted the pool, Eminem became one of the most popular and respected MCs of his t