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Tell a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day. Teach a man a joke (preferably about fishing) and he’ll never go without laughter for the rest of his life. Or something like that. These are jokes about fishing. Speaking of jokes about fishing, that’s exactly what you’re going to find on this list. Like a school of banana fish floating just below the cool waters of Florida, these jokes are lined up and waiting to be plucked from the depths to fill your head with laughter. So put on your favorite fishin’ hat, crack open a cold frosty adult beverage and cast a wide net to catch these funny jokes about fishing. A wise man once said, “a bad day of fishing is still better than a day at the office,” but what that unknown philosopher never said was that reading a list of fishing jokes while at th
Gamer jokes, as a concept, sound lame as hell, but one of the main things you have to remember is that although all of us enjoy video games, there are certain video game jokes that are reserved for people who put up with the absolute bullsh*t of video game logic every single day. Or at least multiple times per week. Why? WHY can't Ash Ketchum go around a bush, but can eventually control literally effing DRAGONS? Or why, if you have explosives of the highest grades, can you not just blow through a door?
Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny adult jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!
The band jokes, puns, and humor on this list are all funny because they’re true (except for the one about the flaming oboe), and we heard all these marching band jokes from men and women who were actually in high school band. We’re sure that anyone who went on to play in marching bands in college and beyond have some funny jokes too, but we stopped talking to them ages ago. Whether you were a flutist or a percussionist (let’s be real - if you’re a drummer you can't read this) you’ll not only identify, you’ll laugh your weird little marching hat off at these band jokes and band puns. Everyone who went to high school in America has had an experience with a band geek. Either you knew one or you were one – and if you don’t know which one you were then you were the band geek. We never saw the
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a list of jokes for Star Wars fans and it was your job to vote on which of those jokes was the funniest. Whether you’re a fan of rebel alliance puns or yo mama jokes about Emperor Palpatine, we’ve got you covered, kid. Don’t worry, this list of jokes about Star Wars isn’t a trap, we wouldn’t do that to you. Unless trap means a collection of sentences meant to make you laugh until you can’t see straight. If so, then yes this list of cute Star Wars jokes is a trap.As our main man Yoda would say, “do or do not read this list, there is no try.” Except we REALLY want you to read this list of the funniest Star Wars jokes. We know the jokes on this list are going to make the death star in your heart turn into a celebration in Ewok village, incl
Gamer jokes, as a concept, sound lame as hell, but one of the main things you have to remember is that although all of us enjoy video games, there are certain video game jokes that are reserved for people who put up with the absolute bullsh*t of video game logic every single day. Or at least multiple times per week. Why? WHY can't Ash Ketchum go around a bush, but can eventually control literally effing DRAGONS? Or why, if you have explosives of the highest grades, can you not just blow through a door? Why are windows off-limits? If I had everything Master Chief has, I'd never use the confines of a wall again. Also, why is his suit built to have him withstand tens of thousands of pounds of pressure, but he can't swim? The answer is obviously video game logic. You can make any video game jo...