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32 Hilariously Passive Aggressive Sex Notes

32 Hilariously Passive Aggressive Sex Notes

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We've all had them: noisy neighbors, the kind who stomp on the floor, throw raging parties, and maybe even have loud crazy sex late at night. How do you deal with such an awkward situation? For many sleep-deprived, sexually frustrated, or just plain uptight people, a note is the only solution. But there's basically no way to leave a note asking a neighbor to have quieter sex without sounding really, really passive-aggressive.  If you're a fan of passive-aggressive neighbor notes then you're going to love these. This slideshow contains everything from drawings to animal comparisons, outright hostility, and even helpful tips. Some of the notes are so detailed they probably took longer than the sex that they were reprimanding.       Make sure to vote up the funniest passive-aggressive sex no
38 Drunk Texts You Wish You Got

38 Drunk Texts You Wish You Got

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Is there anything more delightful than waking up on a Saturday morning, looking at your phone, and thinking "wow, look at all these drunk texts I sent last night!" Though there are likely a few regrettable texts sent to your ex, mixed in with the horror are likely all kinds of funny drunk texts for which your friends will forever thank you (and never let you live down). The best of these have been archived forever throughout the Internet, as these screenshots of drunk texts from last night show.   The best drunk texts and funny drunk text messages are full of autocorrects, typos, interesting emoji choices, and all around hilarity ranging from kittens to dance moves, to Flo Rida. There is also no shortage of people who tie one on and spill their guts. Some profess their undying love, while
20+ Words We Desperately Need to Retire in 2017

20+ Words We Desperately Need to Retire in 2017

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2016 has a been a brutal year in regards to Internet slang, and it's time to take a stand. We have all suffered insurmountable amounts of douche-chills from hearing words like "yasss" and "on fleek," and I'm not sure how much more the world can take. Let me break it down for you: there is no such thing as a "dad-bod," you just look like sh*t. You aren't "adulting" because you did your laundry and changed your car's oil today, it's simply called being a normal human being who isn't an irresponsible idiot. You can all stop referring to comebacks as "savage af," and for God's sake, please stop calling your significant other "bae."
28 Breakup Texts That Are So Awful They’re Amazing

28 Breakup Texts That Are So Awful They’re Amazing

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Oh, breakup texts. Over the past couple of decades, the world of technology has ushered in a whole new era of innovation. With these new advances however, science has also ushered in a series of less fortunate phenomenon. Among the darker shades of the modern age you’ll find things like the mass email, the group reply button, and worst of all: the dreaded text message breakup. So hang on to your hat as you get ready to check out these funny breakup texts that’ll make your ex look like the hottie of your dreams. These days, people around the world can send emails in the blink of an eye, access infinite sources of information in seconds, and troll for hilarious photos of cats around the clock. But they can also break up with you, out of nowhere, from miles away. But if you aren't the dumpee,
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