The Best Planets in the Solar System

With this space list, astro-nuts can vote up the best planets in the to settle once for all a question that has vexed humanity since we first gazed up at the stars: Which planet is the coolest? That’s right, astronomy nerds, this is a rankable battle royale to determine the best planet in the solar system. The last planet standing wins the most contested championship title in our neck of the Milky Way! Ladies and gentlemen, this one’s for all the marbles. Which celestial object will be ranked as the most popular and therefore best planet in our stellar neighborhood? Will it be a ringed planet like Saturn? Or could it be Jupiter, that lovable gas giant? How about Mars, the planet right next door? Or maybe it’ll be this pale blue dot, the familiar and lovable Earth? Even Uranus stands a chance, since its name gets giggles.    All the planets in the solar system have a shot at becoming the best. Except Pluto. Pluto’s not a real planet. No matter how much we wish that plucky little underdog could compete, if we let Pluto play, then a bunch of other dwarf planets and trans-Neptunian objects would get to compete, too, and trust us, you don’t want to bring those lightweights into this epic solar system smackdown.

Everyone has a planet they just know is the best, whether it has rings, a poisonous atmosphere, or a whole squad of moons as backup. So set aside that telescope and vote up your favorite planets in our solar system!