2016 has a been a brutal year in regards to Internet slang, and it’s time to take a stand. We have all suffered insurmountable amounts of douche-chills from hearing words like “yasss” and “on fleek,” and I’m not sure how much more the world can take. Let me break it down for you: there is no such thing as a “dad-bod,” you just look like sh*t. You aren’t “adulting” because you did your laundry and changed your car’s oil today, it’s simply called being a normal human being who isn’t an irresponsible idiot. You can all stop referring to comebacks as “savage af,” and for God’s sake, please stop calling your significant other “bae.”
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