The 21 Most Epic Facebook Burns in Internet History

It’s one thing to get burned in person,Ā anotherĀ entirely to get the burned on Facebook. Scars from epic Facebook burns last an Internet lifetime. Dank social media shade throwers go hard in the paint. Like the dragons of myth, they sear you with their intense heat, reveling in triumph at the profundity of their funny disses as your flesh boils and your liquefied guts slop out your mouth, to be eaten by rats as your body rots in the sun.

Wasn’t it William Shakespeare who said “Why existeth the Facebook but to burn and be burned alike?”

Ahead you will find pictures of unfortunate Facebook burn victims, those who were incinerated by such funny insultsĀ theyĀ had to visit the Internet emergency room. Some were burned by a friend of a friend, falling victim to the third degree burn, while others were burned directly by people they known and love, lit up by an infernal second degree burn.Ā The verbal scars from these funny Facebook posts areĀ permanent. There isĀ no Internet burn victim corrective surgery. Just years of continued ridicule. Enjoy this red-hot collection of funny Facebook insults and burns, and remember to think before you post.

The Ugly Truth




Young Guns









Burned Since Birth









Burn Notice









Catch of the Day









Love Actually









Herp Derp









Hot Alphabet Soup









Breaking the Glass Ceiling









Burn Unit









The Thin Red Lines









Sorry About Your Face, Bro









Poking Fun at Someone









Game of Inches









Time to Face Facts









Seeing is Beliebing









I Am the Captain Now









Rules of Engagement









Shot Through the Heart









Thinking Woman’s Game









Married Life