22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Yep, there’s something more horrifying than a misspelled tattoo. That’s right, ladies and gentleman, real people have actually received penis ! Those are tattoos of penises, not tattoos on penises. In some cases the recipient clearly wanted a wiener or two subtly incorporated into a design, but in many, many instances, these folks went down to the tattoo parlor with no plan to have a penis permanently inked into their skin. That’s what they ended up with, however.

Accidental penis tattoos are the father of the mother of all tattoo . From the accidental penis nose to at least one crucifix gone horribly wrong, there is absolutely nothing about these wiener tattoos. Well, as long you as you aren’t one of the people in these photos. Then these tattoos are just about the funniest thing ever.

Peenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Cocky Flamingo

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Guitar Hero

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Arm Sausage

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Praying to the Almighty

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

A Signature for the Ages

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Harlem Shaking My Head

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

When Is a Jellyfish Not a Jellyfish?

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

How a Finger Becomes a Penis

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Pisces or Penis?

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Take Only Pictures, Leave Only Footprints

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Biggie Smalls or Penis?

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

A Symbol of Faith

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Facepalm

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Mixed Messages

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Skull and Crossboners

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Reach for the Stars but Grab the Moon

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Emerging from the Chrysalis

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Accidental Penis Nose

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

Sorry About Your Tattoo, Bro

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos

The Grim Peeper

22 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos