23 Times Adults Played with Legos and Things Got Dirty

Legos are a wondrous line of construction toys that bring joy to everyone who loves to build stuff, even if it’s just a square piece of plastic. Most Lego sets are geared toward teaching children how to build things by making castles, boats, and other normal things like that. But some more grown up Lego aficionados have taken it upon themselves to make their own adult Lego creations. I’m talking about rated R, down and dirty, raunchy Legos. If there are any young eyes in the room, you should probably tell them to go play outside while you check out this listof all the times adults played with Legos and things got naughty.

Everyone has thought about making dirty Legos, but only a few brave souls have actually undertaken the quest of building NSFW Lego contraptions and dioramas with play sets meant for G Rated fun. On this list you’ll find everything from Lego sex toys, to very realistic depictions of a ménage a trois. That’s right, things get very steamy very fast when the kids go to bed and the parents break the Legos out. Think you can handle it? Vote on the most adult creations ever made with Legos that you sure hope your kids never see. 

Proportion is Everything

Finally, Lego & Harry Slash Fiction We Can Get Behind!

Which Hole Do You Think He’s Putting It In?

You’ve Got to Start Locking the Door

This Isn’t What We Meant When We Said We Wanted to Try New Things

Pharmaceutical Companies Hate This Guy

Has Medical Science Gone Too Far?

You Might Want to Get Those Bumps Checked Out

That Can’t Be Comfortable Pt. 2

There’s Nothing Like Getting Dirty While You Get Clean

Check Please!

Too Many Holes!

Freeze Frame

Nothing Beats Good Ol’ Fashioned Missionary

That Can’t Be Comfortable

You Didn’t Have an Old Lego Sock Hanging Around?


Lego’s The Revenant

Premature Elegolation

The World’s Least Used Vibrator

It Feels Like We Should Looking At This Through a Hole in a Wall

Like a Glorlyhole, But Somehow More Dangerous