Real Mannequins Have Curves
Cheer up, Mannequin. It’s Supposed to Be the Best Day of Your Life.
I Don’t Know… Just Make Them Look French
Meanwhile at Victoria’s Secret
World’s Most Fabulous Mannequin
White Mannequin Problems
The No Cut Dress
Creepiest. Mannequin. Ever.
The Easiest Way to Date a Model
Stuck in the Middle with You
It’s Called Mannequin Fashion, Look It Up
Mannequin Pocket Pool
From the Chernobyl Collection
Mannequins, After Hours
Forever Lonely No More
The Most Interesting Mannequin in the World
Pain in the Neck
The sole purpose of a mannequin is to give people a relatively accurate representation of what clothes would look like on their bodies… if your body happens to be shaped like most mannequins. Which is pretty rare. The sad truth is mannequins lead horrible lives. All they do is stand in the same place doing the same poses every day and people call them “dummies” right to their faces. So, take that, perfectly-proportioned mannequins. You might have the perfect body, but you don’t have a perfect life! And to make matters worse, heartless retail workers detach their limbs and forcibly strip them naked on a regular basis. Thankfully the Internet is here to shine a light on some of these crimes against mannequin humanity. Sure these photos may seem funny now, but you won’t be laughing when the “zombie-mannequin apocalypse” finally happens. These are the 24 funniest moments in mannequin history.