Have you always sworn that if you’ve gotta get old, you’re at least going to be one of those cool grandmas who doesn’t give a crap what anyone thinks of her neon hair? Well if so, then you’ve come to the right place to start your long-term training for the position of chilliest granny on the block. Here we’ve collected a group of cool grandmothers who are here to prove that “badass” doesn’t come with an expiration date.
Whether you aim to be a cool grandma someday in the very distant future or you’re already a proud grandmother looking to seriously up your swag factor, come on in. Here you’ll meet a group of senior living ladies whose last f*ck flew long ago. They’ll be happy to show you all the cool trends all the hip ladies are pimping at the flyest bingo night in town and introduce you to a few tips and tricks to make sure you know how to conduct yourself.
So strap on your helmet and get ready for a walk on the wild side! These ladies are here to prove that when all else fails, being 94 is the most awesome excuse ever to get out of just about anything!
“Puff Puff Pass, Dear. Nobody Likes a Blunt Hog.”
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They See this Granny Rollin’, They Hatin’
That Awkward Moment When Grandma Has Hotter New Year’s Eve Plans Than You
“YOLO, B*tchezzz”
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When Grandma Starts Showing Signs That Her Last F*ck Has Flown
Now That’s What You Call a Day at the Park with Grandma
Ye Know
“BRB, Cupcake. Grandma’s Just Steppin’ Out for a Smoke.”
DJ G-Ma in Da House
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Grandma Demonstrates the Importance of Staying Hydrated at the Gym
“This Is How We’d Roll If We Still Had Our Licenses…”
“You Want It? Come and Get It!”
Bingo Night Just Got Real
Vintage Granny Makes No Promises
The Family Reunion Don’t Start Til Granny Walks In
Gangsta Granny Sez Sh*t Goes Outta Style When She Sez It Does
“Ya Got That Right, Sweetcheeks”
“See Ya Later, Suckas”
“Lock Up Your Men, Ladies, This Home Wrecking Honey’s About to Ride Again!”
“Don’t Make Me Cut a B*tch…”
This Granny Ain’t Just Got Swag, She Invented It
Don’t Make Granny Go All Second Amendment on Ur Ass
This Tolerant Grandma Says Get with the Program
“Bombs Away, B*tchez!”
“Peace Out Homiiiiiiies!”
Tonight She’s Gonna Party Like It’s 1899
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“Badass Grandma Represents”
Granny Can’t Even with One More Boy in Tights
