Hopefully, you’re extremely dirty right now, because you’re about to get showered with a bunch of douche. Whatever that means. Point is, these are the douchiest senior pictures available on the Internet. These senior photos are so douchey and lame that they honestly deserve some sort of award. And what makes them even more funny is the fact that the dudes who took them had no idea they were being douchebags. And that, my friends, is the most amazing mystery about douches. For some strange reason, the universe will never allow them to know that they are in fact, douchebags. Perhaps those AA folks could help us all out by starting up Douchebags Anonymous? This is a definitive collection of the absolute douchiest senior portraits in history.
The Name Is Douche... Douchey McDouche
Bro, Do You Even Portrait?
Wine Not
Because Nothing Runs like a Woman from This Senior Portrait
No Shirt, No Service
He Didn’t Start the Fire
Color of Money
Urban Cowboy
It’s Snow Problem
License to Ill
Weight of the World
Weight Problem
Great Ball of Fire
Stick-in-the-Mud
Ball of Fury
Batter Up
Illegal Use of the Hand
Dead Weight
Spitting Hot Fire
High on Douche
Pretty in Pink
Fox and the Hound
The Sword of a Thousand Truths
Hats Off To You
Suit Up
