25 Insanely Funny Dollar Store Toys No Kid Would Actually Want

Dollar stores everywhere want you to get the full value of your dollar, and their knockoff toys value in at around “completely useless.” In their attempt to maximize your singles, the dollar store minimizes their own efforts, creating toy that would induce a heart attack in Santa. As weird as the dollar store can be, it never aims to make you feel bad about yourself, but it does stock certain toys that suggest you might be unloved by your parents. “Pity” rather than “play” comes to mind upon viewing many of the terrible toys on display below. They definitely rank among the weird toys nobody wants, yet you know some poor unfortunate child will find them underneath their Christmas tree this year. 

  1. Skipping What Now?

  2. The Devil Wears Nada

  3. Evolution Works Fast

  4. There’s Something About This Mary

  5. Dollar For Your Thoughts

  6. For Slap Bets Only

  7. This Deranged Dolphin

  8. Nerf Penis, Anyone?

  9. What’s It Make Squirt?

  10. Buzzed Lightyear

  11. Smells Like Teen Spirit

  12. Jenny Go Lightly

  13. Dollar Store Ghostbuster

  14. Hannah’s Dollar Store Sister

  15. Two Dolls No Fun

  16. Where Is He?

  17. Tit Or Miss

  18. Spaced Out Woody

  19. My Little Phony

  20. I Love Lamp

  21. Super Lame

  22. Harry Notter

  23. Still Better Than The Michael Bay Movies

  24. That Is What She Said

  25. Fowl Play