25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes

Let’s be real for a minute: we almost failed math in high school. So, before rounding up these math jokes, maybe we thought mathematicians (and math in general) were joyless monsters bent on crushing our dreams. But it turns out that that’s not the case! After you check out these funny math geek jokes, you’ll find out that mathletes are almost as funny as normal people! Just kidding. (Not kidding?) The jokes for math majors on this list cover a wide berth of topics ranging from algebra to geometry to even a bit of calculus just to spice things up. These jokes for math majors might seem impenetrable, but once you put on your thinking cap, you’ll be rolling on the floor of your university’s Math wing laughing. If you’re worried that we didn’t include any math puns on this list, then you need to take a chill pill and RELAX because there are so many puns on this list of jokes for math students that you’re going to go into pun overload. Punverload? Just be careful. You’re going to be putting so many math jokes into your eyeholes that you’re not going to know what to do with yourself. Hopefully you’ll be able to use these jokes for math geeks in some kind of applicable setting, but if not, you can still chortle along as you scroll through this list of geeky math jokes.

Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
A: They were right for each other

Q: Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
A: His parents wouldn’t Cosine

Q: Why is beer never served at a math party?
A: Because you can’t drink and derive.

Q: Why didn’t the number 4 get into the nightclub?
A: Because he is 2 square

Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had so many problems.

Q: What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
A: Owl-gebra

Q: What is a French mathematician’s favorite pick up line?
A: “Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?”

Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees

Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!

Q: What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin!

Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A: A Tangent

Q: What do you call a snake after it drinks five cups of coffee?
A: A hyper boa

Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm

Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable?
A: acute angle

Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?
A: A Rect-angle

Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!

Q: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
A: He was better at fitting curves than hitting them

Q: Why did the polynomial plant die?
A: Its roots were imaginary.

Q: Why does nobody talk to circles?
A: Because there is no point!

Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
A: A “Geome-tree”

Q: Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?
A: Because it is never right.

Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
A. Arithma-ticks!