25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes

 It’s hard to say what the funniest branch of physical science is, but when it comes down to it, our money’s on chemistry. Think about it: they wear lab coats, get to play with weird colored liquids all day, and we’re pretty sure The Nutty Professor was a chemist. If those aren’t enough reason to support this theory, then you can just go jump in a medium-sized body of H20. Anyway, here is the funniest list of jokes for chemistry geeks to be found anywhere on the web.   Are you still unsure of our chemistry joke credentials? Element puns? We got ‘em. Jokes about theoretical temperatures? Yep. Punchlines involving long-dead chemists? You best believe we’ve got you covered on those. If you STILL doubt our chemistry geek joke prowess, then it’s time that you check out the list for yourself and prepare for your blood to run as cold as absolutely zero, OK? The nerdy on this list are insanely silly, so if you’re looking for jokes to tell at your next dinner part, you need to realign your expectations and get ready to giggle, guffaw, and maybe even snort as you read through this list of the funniest ever.