26 Gross Examples Of Body Hair Art That Are Just Not Okay

When people wish that men would spend more time on self-care, body hair art wasn’t exactly what they had in mind. While amazing pieces of art come from the human body, these shaven spectacles flatter the subjects the same way a pair of Crocs flatters your feet. The laws of landscaping differ greatly from the laws of manscaping, meaning those cat designs would look better on your hedges instead of your human body.

Collected below are examples of why radical haircuts should be for heads only. These dudes took an admirable risk that unfortunately did not pay off and now’s your chance to let them know who should have just kept that scruff looking rough.

Treasure Chest

Meow You Doing?





Super Shave





Octobro





Sending Out The Bat Signal





Be My Valentine





American Hair Care





A Shave In A Manger





Fool Manchu





The Devil Made Me Do It





Hairballin’





True Texas Longhorn





That Our Flag Was Still Hair





Making Sense Is So Overrated





High Education





Official Back Hair Of NASCAR





Ready For Burning Man





Shaven Not Stirred





More Than Meets The Eye





Chest Portrait





Peace Of Work





Bros In Body Hair



Wild At Heart





Checkers Anyone?





Notre Shame





Like A Game Of Snake But On Your Body