26 Hilarious Texts from Terrible Neighbors
The world would be a much better place if nobody had neighbors. Just imagine for a moment, a world where nobody lived within five miles of you. Seriously, just let that thought soak in your brain for about thirty seconds. No sex through the walls, stolen parking spaces, music, chain saws, leaf blowers, or passive aggression from Steve next door. Feels pretty damn good, doesn’t it?
Now that you’re in a relaxed state of mind, take a look at these funny texts from bad neighbors. You’ll thank your lucky stars that you don’t have awful texting neighbors like these. Remember to vote up the texts you’re glad you didn’t have to receive!
Three Inches High and Rising

Don’t Go Bacon My Heart

You’ve Got Mail

Total Dick Move

Meet the Parents

Snake in the Grass

Old News

Chain Reaction
Go With the Blow
Wrong Place, Wrong Chime
If the Coat Fits
Twisted Sister
Sorry About Your Nipples
Supertramp
Code Red
Just Butt Things
Reality Bites
Unvitation
Very Bunny
The Lying Game
Weathering the Storm
Park Place
Phone Home
Not My Problem
High and Dry
Merry Christmas