26 People Who Were Way Too Honest in Their Tinder Profiles

Though leaders in the field of morality have insisted for centuries that honesty is the best policy, it’s a safe bet that they may have thought twice if they’d had a chance to get a load of the following way-too-honest tinder profiles. When it comes to online , trolling for shameless hook-ups, or anything in between, there’s a fine line between too little and way too much information. Here you’ll have a chance to decide for yourself which of these online daters¬†tread that line gracefully and which ones blow right past it.

It’s only fair to warn you upfront that some of the quirky, creative, or just plain weird Tinder profiles you’re about to see below are a little less than G-rated. Though all attempts have been made to filter out the truly¬†ball’s out¬†nausea-inspiring, you may wanna proceed with¬†caution around children, the easily offended, or extreme right-wing Republicans.¬†That said, if you’re ready to lol your ass off, you’ve come to the right place! Who knows, you might even find an overly blunt cutie or two just waiting to send you into right swipe heaven.

           Pretty Face Though





              Self-Confidence: Um. . . Nailing It?






           Must Love Centipedes for All of the Wrong Reasons






¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† …Degree in Psychiatry a Plus






           Just When You Thought It Would Never Be a Plus. . .






           Talk About a History Buff






¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† Why Don’t You Just Tell Us How You Really Feel?






           Way to Put It All on the Table, Cupcake






           This Could Be a Joke. . . It Could Also Not Be a Joke






¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†A Girl’s Gotta Do What a Girl’s Gotta Do






           Unfortunately This Kind of Sounds Believable






           Inability to Pick up on Innuendo Not an Issue






           Calling All Mediocre Guys






¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†There’s No Substitute for Good Old Fashioned Experience






           Way to Bottom Line It






¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†When It’s Time For Plan Z, Johnny Here Will Be There






           Must Love Dogs






           When Your Number of F*cks Given Is in the Red






¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†Stealth: Nailin’ It






           Previous Experience Preferred, But Not Required






           Seriously. Is That Too Much to Ask?






¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† She’s Just Saying What Everyone’s Thinking






           Talk About High Standards






           She Knows What She Likes at Least






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