Oh, breakup texts. Over the past couple of decades, the world of technology has ushered in a whole new era of innovation. With these new advances however, science has also ushered in a series of less fortunate phenomenon. Among the darker shades of the modern age you’ll find things like the mass email, the group reply button, and worst of all: the dreaded text message breakup. So hang on to your hat as you get ready to check out these funny breakup texts that’ll make your ex look like the hottie of your dreams. These days, people around the world can send emails in the blink of an eye, access infinite sources of information in seconds, and troll for hilarious photos of cats around the clock. But they can also break up with you, out of nowhere, from miles away. But if you aren’t the dumpee, there’s lots of enjoyment to be found, and these bad breakup texts will look more like regular funny text messages.
James’s Last Laugh
The Accidental Adultery Reveal
The Awkward Autocorrection
The Bust and Dump
The Not-So-Subtle Hint
The Same Page Split
The Artful Redirect
The 180 Dump and Reverse
Andy’s Breakup Interception
The Deal-Making Dad Dump
The Way Late Wish Maker
The Dense Dumpee
The “Didn’t Hear It From Me” Dump
Being Elusive: You’re Doin’ it Wrong
World’s Worst Same Time Surprise
Softening the Blow: You’re Doin’ it Wrong
The Batman Breakup
The Under-Concerned Dumpee
Sometimes You’ve Just Gotta Spell it Out… Literally
The Laughing Ex-Lover
The Blunt Dump
The Beiber Breakup
The Dumping Critique Seeker
The Heartless Humorist
The Film Reference Fail
The Bad Dump Dodge
The Disappearing Dumpee
Beause Nothing Says “Cultured” Like a Text Message Breakup
