28 Hilarious Signs Propped Up Outside Of Bars

Who doesn’t love funny bar a-signs? Though they may not seem like much, pretty much anyone who has ever been out drinking in a pub crawl type setting knows that no one is more easily amused than a guy who’s already had four to twenty beers so why not cash in on a little free advertising, right? The folks behind these funny a-signs outside bars understand the value of a good laugh. Here you’ll find funny things written on bar signs that range from hysterical false promises that totally own up to their own false advertising, to wise words of wisdom that invite you to take a good hard look at the impact that perpetual sobriety has had on your life as of late.

So whether you’re looking for a few great ideas for your own funny bar signs, or are just out for a laugh, you’ve come to the right place!

Truth Never (Initially) Looked So Good

Restoring Faith in Humanity, One Sidewalk at a Time





Soup of the All Day, Every Day





Taking Stealth to a Whole New Level





Honesty Is the Best Policy





Why Risk It?





Bars: Making Sure Wives Get a Break Since… Forever





Sometimes the Best Nights are the Ones You Can’t Remember





If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It





Priorities: Nailing It





Science Reveals Exciting New Health Benefits of Wine





Sometimes You Gotta Work With What You’ve Got





A Novel Thought Indeed…





Smartest Bartender Ever





Sometimes You’ve Gotta Stop and Take a Good Hard Look at Yourself Over a Beer





Welcome to the Club, Cupcake





Nothing like a Win-Win!





Sold





… Like Sexy Coffee?





Sometimes it’s Nice to Kick It Old School





It’s Nice to See Some Places Still Have Standards





Alcohol Is No Excuse for a Lack of Initiative





Karma Thy Name Is Fine Print





Check That Fine Print, Dog





Sometimes It’s the Little Things





The Best of Both Worlds





Meh, Close Enough





Best. Vicious Cycle. Ever.