Who doesn’t love funny bar a-signs? Though they may not seem like much, pretty much anyone who has ever been out drinking in a pub crawl type setting knows that no one is more easily amused than a guy who’s already had four to twenty beers so why not cash in on a little free advertising, right? The folks behind these funny a-signs outside bars understand the value of a good laugh. Here you’ll find funny things written on bar signs that range from hysterical false promises that totally own up to their own false advertising, to wise words of wisdom that invite you to take a good hard look at the impact that perpetual sobriety has had on your life as of late.
So whether you’re looking for a few great ideas for your own funny bar signs, or are just out for a laugh, you’ve come to the right place!
Truth Never (Initially) Looked So Good
Restoring Faith in Humanity, One Sidewalk at a Time
Soup of the All Day, Every Day
Taking Stealth to a Whole New Level
Honesty Is the Best Policy
Why Risk It?
Bars: Making Sure Wives Get a Break Since… Forever
Sometimes the Best Nights are the Ones You Can’t Remember
If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It
Priorities: Nailing It
Science Reveals Exciting New Health Benefits of Wine
Sometimes You Gotta Work With What You’ve Got
A Novel Thought Indeed…
Smartest Bartender Ever
Sometimes You’ve Gotta Stop and Take a Good Hard Look at Yourself Over a Beer
Welcome to the Club, Cupcake
Nothing like a Win-Win!
… Like Sexy Coffee?
Sometimes it’s Nice to Kick It Old School
It’s Nice to See Some Places Still Have Standards
Alcohol Is No Excuse for a Lack of Initiative
Karma Thy Name Is Fine Print
Check That Fine Print, Dog
Sometimes It’s the Little Things
The Best of Both Worlds
Meh, Close Enough
Best. Vicious Cycle. Ever.