28 People Who Won at Tinder and at Life

Are you sick of your best Tinder lines going terribly wrong? Well if you’re tired of striking out, you’ve come to the right place to explore what types of funny Tinder lines actually work and which ones are probably best to steer clear of. Here you’ll find a collection of some of the funniest conversations, comebacks, and opening lines in Tinder screenshot history. 

Whether you’re looking for a few new twists on old classics or hilarious responses to the same old stale pickup lines, then come on down. The folks you’re about to meet demonstrate the time-honored battle of wits that is online dating at it’s best, worst, and occasionally both at the same time.

So the next time you’re in the mood to up your Tinder game, get a load of these hilarious conversations that’ll allow you to learn what works and what doesn’t, all without having to go through the pain of finding out firsthand.

Touché

This Chick Who Invented Tinder Roulette

This Internet Entrepreneur

Wonder How Long It’ll Take Him to Stop Believin’?

Never Say Never Though

This Gentleman Presents An Interesting Compromise

Behold: The Literal Pick-Up Line

Best Clapback Ever

He Had Her at Chipotle

Standards: Nailin’ It

True Dat

Wreck It, Girl

Lemme Tell Ya a Little Story ‘Bout a Girl Named Jeb

Someone Hand This Man a Stick To Fight the Ladies Off With

When in Doubt, Quote

Being Upfront: Winning

Ask and You Shall Recieve

Who Says Mathematicians Aren’t Awesome with Words

How To Catch a Hipster in the Wild

What Girl’s Heart Wouldn’t Skip a Beat?

This Chick and Her Witty Retort

Hey Oh!

The Real or Imagined Cleaning Lady Behind This Entire Opperation

Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have a Response

You Assume Correctly, Amber

See What He Did There?

A Twist on an Old Classic

This Guy Who Shamelessly Used Nicholas Sparks Quotes as Pick-Up Lines