28 Times Eric Cartman Said Exactly The Right Thing

is easilyĀ the greatestĀ South ParkĀ character of all timeĀ and arguably the greatest animated TV character. Fat, exploitative, and a total dick, Cartman’s inflatedĀ sense of self-importance bestows him a lack of self-awareness terrible for the real world but excellent for comedy. Eric may only be eight-years-old, but he’s got a lifetime’s worth of gripes, evidenced by this gallery of the greatest CartmanĀ South ParkĀ quotes.

If you’re struggling for answers in life, CartmanĀ quotes will solve your problems, albeit with advice that would only serve someone as depraved as he is. In this tribute to Eric Theodore Cartman’s greatest quotes, you’ll witness many of theĀ lessons South Park hasĀ taught us. Respect his autoritah!

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