29 Pictures of Chicks Getting White Girl Wasted

If you’re not entirely sure what it means to get “white girl wasted,” have a look at this definition from the Urban Dictionary:

¬†It’s important to note that getting white girl wasted can apply both genders and any race, but is most commonly achieved – by accident – by white girls in their 20s. Now an acceptable battle cry when headed to the bar (“We’re gonna get white girl wasted!”), the shame felt by drunk chicks everywhere is now something young men and women strive to achieve on their midweek trip to Taco Tuesday. ¬† ¬† ¬†

These hot pics of drunk girls range from “She’s not¬†that¬†drunk” to “Not even with my ex’s new boyfriend’s d*ck.” There are all kinds of pictures of drunk chicks in various positions that can only occur under the fuzzy veil of being as wasted as a white girl. Enjoy these pictures of wasted chicks, and be glad you’re not the one that’s going to need a gallon of Powerade and a bottle of aspirin to pay for all your drunken exploits tomorrow as your panic-check your phone every seven minutes terrified of being tagged in career-endingly sloppy drunk photos on Facebook.¬†
         Nobody Wins When a Friend Passes Out at Chick-Fil-A

 



         Some Lucky Gentleman Put A Ring On This





         She Traded Her Keys for a PBR





         Style Points: 10





         Drunk, or Applying for Gymnastics Scholarship?





¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†This Isn’t the Jacuzzi!





         Better Than a Pillow





         Raiders Vs. Chargers? Pass.





¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†This… This Looks Like A Good Place To Lay Down. Yes… Right here.





¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†I Didn’t Know This Party Had a Bidet!





¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†Just a Typical Dinner Party at Dr. Lecter’s





         The Mechanical Bull Was Closed for Repairs





         She Planned Her Outfit With That Trash Can in Mind





          How Much Do the Dry Cleaners Charge to Remove Shame?




         PDA Literally Makes Me Sick





         Used Gum Is the New Black





¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†It’s Ok, That Toilet Was Cleaned Just Last Year





         Wins Kickball Game, Loses at Drinking





         Bonus Points for Keeping the Phone Out of the Toilet





         White (Trash) Girl Wasted





         She Thought There Was a Salad Down There





         This Is a Great Place for a Nap





         An Epically Incriminating Before & After





         Dipping A Toe Into the Waterplay Arena





         Do You Think the Best Man Still Wants a Piece?





         Oh My Gawd, Shottttts!





¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†Well, that’s life…





¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†Craiglist Headline: Gently Used Couch, You Keep What’s in the Cushions





         Now We Know They Float