It’s important to note that getting white girl wasted can apply both genders and any race, but is most commonly achieved – by accident – by white girls in their 20s. Now an acceptable battle cry when headed to the bar (“We’re gonna get white girl wasted!”), the shame felt by drunk chicks everywhere is now something young men and women strive to achieve on their midweek trip to Taco Tuesday.
Nobody Wins When a Friend Passes Out at Chick-Fil-A
Some Lucky Gentleman Put A Ring On This
She Traded Her Keys for a PBR
Style Points: 10
Drunk, or Applying for Gymnastics Scholarship?
This Isn’t the Jacuzzi!
Better Than a Pillow
Raiders Vs. Chargers? Pass.
This… This Looks Like A Good Place To Lay Down. Yes… Right here.
I Didn’t Know This Party Had a Bidet!
Just a Typical Dinner Party at Dr. Lecter’s
The Mechanical Bull Was Closed for Repairs
She Planned Her Outfit With That Trash Can in Mind
How Much Do the Dry Cleaners Charge to Remove Shame?
PDA Literally Makes Me Sick
Used Gum Is the New Black
It’s Ok, That Toilet Was Cleaned Just Last Year
Wins Kickball Game, Loses at Drinking
Bonus Points for Keeping the Phone Out of the Toilet
White (Trash) Girl Wasted
She Thought There Was a Salad Down There
This Is a Great Place for a Nap
An Epically Incriminating Before & After
Dipping A Toe Into the Waterplay Arena
Do You Think the Best Man Still Wants a Piece?
Oh My Gawd, Shottttts!
Well, that’s life…
Craiglist Headline: Gently Used Couch, You Keep What’s in the Cushions
Now We Know They Float