30 of the Most Hilarious Playground Equipment Fails

You know how psychologists are always blaming childhood trauma for everything in your adult life? Well, the list you’re about to see may have just advanced their argument about 50 years. We’ve put together a collection of playground equipment fails that are guaranteed to make you laugh, and trigger traumatic memories of the old monkey bar set from your youth. If you think you escaped your childhood unscathed, think again!
Some of these playground designers must have been totally oblivious to what they were creating, or they thought they’d get in a few laughs. How else do you explain why a children’s slide is shaped exactly like a penis?

The Inflatable Joy of Simulated Birth

These Fun Seats That Attract More Moms Than Kids

This Poop Chute

Nothing Says “Child-like Wonder” Like Multi- Colored Urine Bars

This Giant Flaccid Penis Train

This Slippery Clown Crotch

Definitely a Confidence Booster

When Did They Turn the Human Centipede Into a Children’s Movie?

This Rock Climbing Erection

Pretty Sure That’s Just a Dildo

Ah, What a Lighthearted, Care-free Atmosphere for the Children

Pretty Sure This Was an Episode Topic on Law & Order: SVU

These Bouncy Monkey Balls

Don’t Ever Ask For The Secret Sauce

The Best Way to Thinly Grate Your Toddler

But Where’s the Bridge It’s Supposed to Live Under?

The Reason Your Kid Remains Adamantly Uninterested in Seeing Jurassic Park

Nothing Says “Fun!” Like Reconstructive Facial Surgery

How Are You Supposed To…?

We Don’t Want to Know What’s at the End of This Guy’s Rainbow

This Man’s Crotchless Chaps

His Name Is Robert Paulson

Coincidence? We Think Not

This Shamelessly Cannibalistic Display of Savagery

This Creepy Crotch Bench

This Giraffe’s Womb of Doom

This Slide That Will Help You Get Hepatitis

You Know the Neighborhood’s Gone Downhill When Even the Playground Is on Drugs

The Slide to Nowhere

This Oddly-Shaped, One-Boobed Woman