30 of the Wackiest Celebrity Wedding Gowns

The wackiest celebrity wedding gowns include some of the tackiest, most colorful, eye-poppingly alarming wedding dresses ever worn. We all know that most celebrities crave attention, right? Well, on their big day, they clearly want to take things to a whole new level, with wacky wedding gowns that simply scream “Look at me! I’m so different! So controversial!” That’s what this list is about: The most seriously screwed up, bizarre, and downright frightening celebrity wedding dresses ever. Celebs are nothing if not colorful, and these weird gowns certainly reflect that fact accurately. In fairness, some of these crazy wedding dresses were worn during second, third, or even fifth weddings (i.e. , who wore green to her 4th and 6th weddings and yellow to her 5th and 8th), so it would hardly be appropriate for the bride to wear white… but still. Vote for the odd gowns you think are the nuttiest.

Need proof that celebrities make truly crazy wedding dress choices? How about Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star June “Mama June” Shannon’s decision to wear a camouflage wedding dress? That’s a thing. Somewhere. In hell. Where the weirdest  wedding dresses of all time are somehow socially acceptable. Strange wedding dresses may be okay in Shannon’s world, but probably not in everyone else’s, as is illustrated by, oh I don’t know, society’s rules. Other interesting choices included “90210” star Shenae Grimes’s black wedding gown. Clearly Grimes was going for the whole “My show is canceled but just look at how relevant and edgy I still am!” look.

Whenever anyone mentions a major celebrity wedding, the first thing many of us want to know is: What did the dress look like? This list is about the times that you truly do not want to know. Look at your own peril, because once you’ve seen these totally wacky wedding gowns of the rich and famous, you cannot unsee them.

June “Mama June” Shannon

Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson, 2013

Kid Rock, 2006

Emma Thompson

Kenneth Branagh. 1989

Kevin Federline, 2004

Dita Von Teese

Marilyn Manson, 2005

Katie Price

Kieran Hayler, 2013

Kim Zolciak

Kroy Biermann, 2011

Kelis

Nas, 2005

Rene Angelil, 1994 (and vow renewal 2000)

Rita Wilson

Tom Hanks, 1988

Elizabeth Taylor

Richard Burton, 1964

Brad Pitt, 2014. The actress and humanitarian donned an ivory satin sleeveless gown and a veil featuring embroidered versions of illustrations that were drawn by her children.

Amber Tamblyn

David Cross, 2012

Cynthia Nixon

Christine Marinoni, 2012

Sarah Jessica Parker

Matthew Broderick, 1997

Nicole Kidman

Keith Urban, 2006

Julianne Moore

Bart Fruendlich, 2003

Gwen Stefani

Gavin Rossdale, 2002

Melissa Gilbert

Timothy Busfield, 2013

Tommy Mottola, 1993

Shenae Grimes

Josh Beech, 2013

Thomas Mars, 2011

Jada Pinkett Smith

Will Smith, 1997

P!nk

Carey Hart, 2006

Keira Knightley

James Righton, 2013

Nicole Richie

Joel Madden, 2010

Joe DiMaggio, 1954

Lily Allen

Sam Cooper, 2011

Reese Witherspoon

Jim Toth, 2011

Alana Stewart

Rod Stewart, 1979

Jessica Biel

Justin Timberlake, 2012