30 Photos That Prove There Is Literally Pumpkin Everything

Ever see those unnecessary pumpkin flavors that you can’t fathom someone enjoying? What is it about fall that makes everyone obsess over pumpkin? The big orange fruit tastes great in pie and all, but maybe it’s time to admit we’ve gone completely overboard with the pumpkin spice craze. Even if you live for pumpkin spice M&Ms or that quintessentially autumn Starbucks latte, you have to admit that the bizarre celebration of pumpkin everything has gotten out of control.

For reasons none of us seem able to explain, there’s magical moment that happens each year right around the time that the leaves begin to change colors. It may not be pretty and it may not make sense, but damn it if companies don’t start trying to pack some pumpkin into their products– even when it’s absolutely unnecessary (we’re looking at you pumpkin spice beef jerky).

But hey, don’t take our word for it. Get a load of the pumpkin-packed horrors that surface every year via this collection of terrible pumpkin products. Whether these brands really think their products could use more orange magic, or are they just blatantly making fun of pumpkin, they’re sure to leave you with a smile on your face and the inexplicable craving for pumpkin toothpaste.

These Pumpkin Spice Death Propellants

This Chance to Embrace the Healing Power of Pumpkin for Your Vaginal Infections

This Pumpkin-Powered Antivirus

This Way to Literally Inject Yourself with Fall Fun

The Point of No Return

This Chance to Have Pumpkin Spice Armpit Odor

These Unnecessarily Pumpkin-y Panty Protectors

This Pumpkin-Infused Atrocity

These Fall-Themed Breath Fresheners

This Pumpkin Spice Sinus Swipe

This Pumpkin-Infused Booze

This Quite Possibly Pumpkin-Infused Tequila

This Fall-Friendly Fuel Station

This Pumpkin Spice… Pumpkin!

This Pumpkin-Filled Filling

This Opportunity to Get Pumpkin Spice Plastered

This Pumpkin Spice Paste

These Pumpkin Spice Gum Sticks

This Pumpkin Spice Pasta Topper

This Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter

These Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin Morsels

This Pumpkin-Spiced Polar Bear Water

This Pumpkin-y Beef Jerky


This Pumpkin Spice Silk Milk

These Pumpkin Spice Mutant Mallows

This Pumpkin Spice Crock of Country Crock

These Sparkling Pumpkin-Spiced Beverage Products

This Asian Pumpkin Delicacy

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