32 Epic Souvenir Fails

Where do these hideous relics of awkward vacations come from, you ask? All over the globe, we tell you! Some were found lurking in bustling village markets where nobody had ever called their crappy spelling skills or obvious phallic shape into question. Others were found resting at the feet of national monuments, certain that someone would eventually come along who really was insane enough to purchase a bottle of water that once roared over Niagara Falls. Others still seem to almost exist simply to be offensive enough to assure your crappy boss that you really didn’t care enough to spring for a souvenir pencil.

So scroll down and get a load of the worst funny travel souvenirs the world of tourism has to offer. Whether they originated as unintentional mistakes, boldly tacky trinkets, or just never should’ve existed at all, we’ve got them here on display in all their glory. Without further ado, we give you this monumental collection of epic souvenir fails! Do you have your own funny tchotchke? Let us know in the comments section!

This Handsy Mickey Sweatshirt
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These Humping Hams

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Priceless for All the Wrong Reasons

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“Someone I Know Went to Amsterdam and Brought Me Back This Mug – and Herpes!”

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“That the Leaning Tower in Ur Pants or Are Ya Just Happy to See Me?”

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Hmm, Wonder What Was on This Designer’s Mind?

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When You Really Do Hate Them Too Much to Bring Them Back the Crappy Mug

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Nothin’ Says “Manly” Like Lighting Up with Kangaroo Balls

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Nothin’ Says “Romance” Like Royal Rubbers

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Leaning Tower of Drunk Italian Nude Chick

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“My Friend Went on Vacation and I Didn’t Get Shit…”

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For When You’re Really Too Stupid to Just Fill Up a Water Bottle

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“Honey Shouldn’t We Pull Over and Ask My Crotch for Directions?”

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Italy: The Proud Home of The David’s Awkwardly Undersized Penis

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Yep. Really.

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From This Guy’s Grandparents After They Visited Arizona

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Not Even Sure We Wanna Know Where These Folks Visited

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Well, Since They’re on Sale…

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Nothin’ Says “Vacation” Like a Bludgeoned Baby Shark!

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Celebrate the Anniversary of Kate and… Her Brother-in-Law?

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This Terrifying Toad Purse

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The Appearance of the Word “Turd” in an Item’s Description Is Never a Good Sign

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The Night Peter Pan Did LSD In Holland

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Only in Paris!

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This Terrifying Commemorative Chain-Smoking Toddler

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Nothing Says “I Went to Russia” Like Stealing a Bag of Its Soil

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The Quickest Way to Make Absolutely Certain Everyone Thinks You’re a Terrorist

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This Animal Rights Nightmare

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These Terrifying Obama Flip-Flops

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This Terrifying Finnish Child from Santa Park

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Oh, Like You’re Not Thinking It, Too

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Nothing Says “Warm and Snugly” Like Raging Racism!

32 Epic Souvenir Fails