35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!

Have you ever considered sharing your faith with the world through a colorful, Christian themed tattoo? Has it ever occurred to you to celebrate your love of Christ with a little ink? If so, don’t do anything until you take this crash course in what not to do when you head to the tattoo parlor! We’ve gathered a hilarious collection of Bible tattoo that’ll show you just how wrong even the saintliest can go. 

Below, we’ve gathered a collection of religious tattoos gone wrong– so wrong that even Christ probably couldn’t resist a cringe. You see, these Bible tattoo fails are here to warn you that although this too shall pass, it may take a few painful sessions of laser removal. While a tattoo proclaiming your ability to do anything through God is lovely, please make sure you include spell check in your journey.

You’ll also pick up a few other helpful hints, such as the importance of asking for samples of your tattoo artist’s work. Can he prove his drawing skills exceed a second grade level? And though there are always exceptions, you’ll also see a few tragic examples of why you may want to stick with classic religious imagery rather than trying to get too modern. Jesus may have looked great in Levi’s in the 80’s, but these days his hip huggers aren’t looking so holy. 

So get ready for some of the worst tattoos the Christian world has to offer! These funny Jesus tattoos are hilarious reminders that religious is a spiritual journey, not a public one.

 

Gumby Gets Crucified
35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!

Lemme Guess? He’ll Be Back


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Who You Gonna Call? A Killer Tattoo Cover Artist


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



“I Gotcha, Bro.”


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Too Late


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Jesus Remains Skeptical of This Nipple


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Raptor Rapture


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



“Aaaah-chew! Sorry… Where Was I?”


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Grateful Jesus Will Play Your Sins Away


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Sin: Jesus Decides to Take a More Direct Approach


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Creepy Playskool Jesus


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Christ Goes Commerical


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Miraculous Moob Jesus


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Pogo Jesus


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Holy Smokes!


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Hangover Jesus Overdid the Whole “Water to Wine” Thing


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



A Simple “Merry Christmas” Would’ve Sufficed


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



This Is Your Jesus Tattoo on Drugs


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Stock Figure Jesus Commands You to Find a Better Tattoo Artist


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Palm Sunday, Get It?


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Cajun Christ


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Voldemort-Style Jesus


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Dear God, Please Don’t Let the Pipes Clog Again


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Actually…


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



More Like “Lord NOSE,” Amirite?


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



… in Spell Check


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



A Message Important Enough for Prime Head Placement?


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



This Tattoo: Another Thing Jesus Wouldn’t Do


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Except Spell, Apparently


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Cleavage Jesus


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Wouldn’t Count on That, Bud


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Baller Jesus Got Game


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



The Macaroni Rosary


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



Think the Tattoo Artist Answered That One


35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!



The Gospel of No

35 Bible Tattoo FAILs That You Won’t Believe!