We’ve searched the cities, boondocks, and back alleys of the world to bring you some of the most horrific exotic dance club names the world of adult entertainment has to offer. Not only should you prepare for a really great laugh and countless terrible puns, but also for the many lessons you’ll learn as you peruse this list of funny strip club name fails. You’ll glean insight into the handful of words that should quite possibly never enter into the conversation when coming up with your business’s new name, such as “fuzzy” and “boobie.” You’ll also get a good look at why using childhood cartoon characters or recycled signage may not be quite as great an idea as it may seem after a six-pack of Miller Lite.
So whether you’re preparing to mount the task of naming your own strip club or just want to teach your younger brother how to spot the strip joint in which his best option is quite possibly to run screaming into the night, we’ve got you covered. That said, buckle up, cowboy!