Kids say the darndest things! Even when they’re completing some innocent school work or writing a sweet letter to Santa. When kids and the English language mix, hilarious mistakes are bound to be made. Maybe it’s the fault of adults who have dirty minds, but this list of funny spelling mistakes made by children has some of the raunchiest sentences ever.
The words “beach,” “cook,” and “bike” are often misspelled by kids, and I bet you can even guess what they wrote instead. The dirty phrases from these well-meaning kids will make you giggle every time. Hey, English is hard! It begs the question: Did the parents of these kids choose to explain that these words are downright inappropriate and wrong, or did they just quietly correct the spelling and move on with their lives?
Either way, check out this list of hilarious misspellings by kids, and try not to let your mind go to too dark of a place! Rank your favorite picture and if your kid creates a masterpiece that deserves to be on the list, add it and see how it stacks up against the rest!
Jesse Pinkman Goes to the Beach
They’re Going Back Where They Came From
Can You Believe Mom Said No?
She Loves Them for Exactly Who They Are
That Hat Isn’t Helping the Situation
At Least It Smelled Good
Ms. Edwards Is Starting Them Young
It’s a Serious Medical Issue
Good for You, Buzz. You Do You!
Everybody Has One!
Don’t Let This Elephant Near Your Crotch
Technically She’s Right
This Is Exactly What the Homophobes Are Afraid Of
That’s No Way to Say Goodbye
Not Until You’re Older!
Uh, Thanks Son. You Shouldn’t Have!
Timmy Calls It Like It Is
The Bad Part Isn’t Misspelled, but Still…
I Really, Really Hope Not
So Young and They’ve Already Decided?
Not Eminem, Ms. K!
Me Too, Kid. Me Too.
As Grateful as It Is Nonspecific
Abraham Lincoln Was a Spring Piggy
I Mean, Who Doesn’t?
Jade Is Right to Want to Get Rid of Him
Future Mammogram Technician Here?
Chum? Maybe They Meant Chum Bucket?
“Did You Mean Kurt?” “I Know What I Wrote, MOM.”
Probably a Program Coming to VR Soon
This Sounds WAY More Sexual Than It Should
I Don’t Even Know What This Was Supposed to Say
Maybe They Just Don’t Like Their Outfit
Yeah, Mom! That’s Gross.
I Wonder If the Teacher Knows This Kid’s Dad
This Would Be a Totally Different Phrase with a Comma
The Kids Know What They Want
Someone Is Getting Coal for Christmas
We Live in a Gender Fluid Society, Right?
Just Wait Until You Get to College