Sorry to say, but some of the hottest teen actors of the ’80s and ’90s are now residents on the list of ugliest former child actors, while others find themselves on among the child stars who grew up to look like muppets. But fear not: the vast majority of actresses who were hot in your childhood are as hot (or hotter) now. This list of before and after pictures of the hottest crushes from your childhood is a side-by-side comparison of what became of all the hottest actresses from your youth.
Fair warning: some of the results are not pretty. If you fear that the fantasies of your youth are about to be spoiled by the sandy vaginas of time, you may be right. Of course, some of these actresses are still totally boner-worthy (some of them are still working and could easily rank among the hottest women of primetime) and worth an update in your mental picture file, so carry on with the greatest before and after pictures of your childhood crushes.
90s Melissa Joan Hart
Melissa Joan Hart Now
She was last reported to have endorsed Mitt Romney.
’90s Alicia Silverstone
Star of Clueless and Batman and Robin
Alicia Silverstone Now
Mainly vegan and an activist these days
Lisa From Weird Science (Kelly LeBrock)
Kelly LeBrock Now
90s Spice Girls
Spice Girls Now
90s Drew Barrymore
Don’t forget how she looked in E.T. and Firestarter!
Drew Barrymore Now
For some reason, she often co-stars with Adam Sandler
Winnie From The Wonder Years (Danica McKellar)
Danica McKellar Now
Kelly Kapowski From Saved By The Bell (Tiffani Amber Thiessen)
Everybody’s dream girl from the late 80’s to the early 90’s
Tiffani Amber Thiessen Now
Topanga From Boy Meets World (Danielle Fishel)
Danielle Fishel Now
She’s the mom now in Girl Meets World
Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye)
Soleil Moon Frye Now
Carmen From Spy Kids (Alexa Vega)
Alexa Vega Now
Al From Step by Step (Christine Lakin)
Christine Lakin Now
Harriet The Spy (Michelle Trachtenberg)
Michelle Trachtenberg Now
Judy From Jumanji (Kirsten Dunst)
Kirsten Dunst Now
Samantha From Who’s The Boss? (Alyssa Milano)
Remember her role as Arnie’s daughter in Commando?