American flag bikinis. Nothing says “I love fun AND my country” like this gallery collection of endless (well, at least 50+) hot girls wearing stars and stripes bikinis, or USA swimsuits, or whatever they’re called. Either way, there’s something weirdly sexy, or trashy, or a je na sais quoi, that makes these bikinis the best kinds of swimsuits (because you also gotta love the impressively imaginative, tiny, one-piece American flag swimsuits too).
Anyway, stay tuned. Read the captions, check out all the hot girls, and witness the butchering of the difference between an American flag bikini, a red striped swimsuit, and girls just holding Old Glory herself. (Does anyone still call the US flag “Old Glory,” by the way?)
Vote up the cute models you’d actually want to talk to, and probably ruin their day, at the beach, at a BBQ, at the post office, or wherever girls wear these USA print bathing suits.
Vote down the hot girls that you’d hate to talk to because you have low self-esteem or because their American flag bathing suit looks like it’s from Target or something.
Hot girls in bikini! Check out these hot girls in swimsuits!
Testing the Tensile Strength of Her Friend's Bikini
Conveniently, Her Hair Is Also a Rug
The Sun Never Sets on the Red White and Blue
Kate Upton, Duh
Cindy Crawford Makin It Rain 90s Up in Here
Bet You Anything She’s Gonna Be So Mad When Her Hair Gets Wet
When She Wants More Attention Than the View, She Gets It
Practicing Their Mardi Gras Lean Postures
Kathy Ireland When Someone Told Her She’d Be Known for KMart Later
Candice Swanepoel (Or the Other One, If It’s the Other One) Is VERY Mad at You
Some Chick in Those Fun-To-Climb Trees in Hawaii
The Weirdly Bashful Model
Playmate and Gamer Amelia Talon!
Stunning, Beautiful, Aging Models
Tip of Her Brain: She Can’t Remember the Quadratic Formula
Tramp Stamps, Blonde Girls and Flags
With A Literal Pound of Makeup, Pamela Anderson Still Looks Pretty Good
Some Chick Snuck Into the Garden from Game of Thrones
D’Awwww! She’d Get Killed Instantly On a Battle Field, but Awww!
Buncha Dead Seals in the Back
Ashley Sky Tricking Her Body Into Thinking It’s Eating
Worst Hangover Ever
She’s Judging the Couple With the Dog
Kinda Counts, but Also Best Kesha Picture Ever
Some Chick That Looks Skinny Sitting Down, Which Is Crazy
Some Girl in a SWIMsuit With Super Dry Hair
A Airquotes Real Airquotes Airquotes Housewife Airquotes
If You Know This Girl’s Name You’re a Pervert
Emily Ratajkowski in a Boring Apartment
Oh Good, Now Just Like Half Her Forehead Won’t Burn
Heidi Montag Before She Looked Like That Female Gremlin
A Hot Bartender at a Conservative Party in Los Angeles
So Much Planning, There’s No Way This’ll Be a Relaxing Beach Day
She Forgot How to Drive
A Girl Who Knows Her Angles
Just Donated Blood or Something
Britney Spears Back When Her Eyebrows Were Human-Colored
When Supermodels Wear Clip-On Bowties in Their Hair
A Woman Who Just Ate Ribs Maybe
That Doesn’t Look Like America in the Background
A Young Celine Dion
Never Lose An Opportunity to Snip Off Split Ends
Giselle! I Don’t Care If You’re Colorblind, This Counts.
Some Cute Girl Against a Wall or Lying Down in An Endless Tundra
Red Eyes On a White Girl Who’s Probably Secretly Blue
Fun Fact: Breasts Help You Float
Actually Kind of Cool American Flag Swimsuit
Some Girl Who’ll Only Talk to You If You’re in a Band
Silver Fox in Her 20s