50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever

We’ve all had a terrible haircut or two. Bangs trimmed too short, side burns cut unevenly, highlights colored way too light. But then there are these cuts, easily the most embarrassing ever. Cuts so bad that no human should ever be forced to go out in public wearing them.

Hoping for a new look? Why not shave the silhouette of a pooping man into the back of your head? Maybe you could try a full color iguana mohawk? Or even a life-size violin made out of your own luscious locks? If you can dream it, you can have it. What you do with your hair is your own business. Unfortunately, these looks are more nightmare than fantasy.

These are the worst haircuts ever imagined. Ugly haircuts, wacky haircuts, frightening haircuts, and just plain awful haircuts. What are the worst hairstyles in the history of the universe? See for yourself.

A Literal Rattail That Is More Digusting Than an Actual Rat Tail

The Higher the Hair, The Closer to God




Flock of Seagulls Gone Horrible Awry




The Very Definition of “Party in the Back”




This Architectural Marvel




The Bang Trim That Went Too Far




A Full Scale Committment to Going Green




At Least It’s Better Than an Angry Birds Tattoo?




We Call This One the “Drunk Barber”




Guaranteed to Attract a Girlfriend




I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me




The “I Never Knew My Real Dad”




Pay No Attention to the Head Behind the Curtain




For the Suble Music Lover




The First Step Toward Initiation into a Badass Ginger Gang




A Classy Look for a Refined Gentleman




A Simple Solution for Cronically Warm Ears




Perfec for a Young Busta Rhymes




The Ultimate Way to Embrace Flyaways




The Halo Effect




Helga From Hey Arnold




The Most Manly Pippi Longstocking Possible




An Literal Hair Net




The Eyes in The Back of Your Head




Who Needs a Hat When You Can Make Your Own?




The Really Really Au Naturale Look




What Mustache?




His Haircut Is As Shocked by the Style as We Are




The “I’m Sorry Mom”




All You Need Is a Little Hairspray…




The Mullet That Will Make You as Happy (and Creepy) as This Kid




This Foolproof Plan to Avoid Detention




The Swirly Look That Screams “I’m a Badass”




Winnger of the Search Engine Turf Wars




Johnny Bravo Would Be Proud




Teen Wolf a la David Bowie




The Backwards Platypus




A Subtle Tribute to His Pet Iguana




A Literal Take on Face-Framing Fringe




“Just Make Sure You Accentuate My Sideburns”




Because One Mustache Is Never Enough




His Side-Part Game Is on Point




This Makes Sense




Monk-Punk




The Only Acceptable Style for a Real Tennis Lover




Totally Normal




You Don’t Want to Know What Happens When Her Fly’s Down




The Perfect Look for Indecisives




The Most Epic Hat Hair In History




The Full Ron Swanson