50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever

We’ve all had a terrible haircut or two. Bangs trimmed too short, side burns cut unevenly, highlights colored way too light. But then there are these cuts, easily the most embarrassing ever. Cuts so bad that no human should ever be forced to go out in public wearing them.

Hoping for a new look? Why not shave the silhouette of a pooping man into the back of your head? Maybe you could try a full color iguana mohawk? Or even a life-size violin made out of your own luscious locks? If you can dream it, you can have it. What you do with your hair is your own business. Unfortunately, these looks are more nightmare than fantasy.

These are the worst haircuts ever imagined. Ugly haircuts, wacky haircuts, frightening haircuts, and just plain awful haircuts. What are the worst hairstyles in the history of the universe? See for yourself.

A Literal Rattail That Is More Digusting Than an Actual Rat Tail

The Higher the Hair, The Closer to God





Flock of Seagulls Gone Horrible Awry





The Very Definition of “Party in the Back”





This Architectural Marvel





The Bang Trim That Went Too Far





A Full Scale Committment to Going Green





At Least It’s Better Than an Angry Birds Tattoo?





We Call This One the “Drunk Barber”





Guaranteed to Attract a Girlfriend





I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me





The “I Never Knew My Real Dad”





Pay No Attention to the Head Behind the Curtain





For the Suble Music Lover





The First Step Toward Initiation into a Badass Ginger Gang





A Classy Look for a Refined Gentleman





A Simple Solution for Cronically Warm Ears





Perfec for a Young Busta Rhymes





The Ultimate Way to Embrace Flyaways





The Halo Effect





Helga From Hey Arnold





The Most Manly Pippi Longstocking Possible





An Literal Hair Net





The Eyes in The Back of Your Head





Who Needs a Hat When You Can Make Your Own?





The Really Really Au Naturale Look





What Mustache?





His Haircut Is As Shocked by the Style as We Are





The “I’m Sorry Mom”





All You Need Is a Little Hairspray…





The Mullet That Will Make You as Happy (and Creepy) as This Kid





This Foolproof Plan to Avoid Detention





The Swirly Look That Screams “I’m a Badass”





Winnger of the Search Engine Turf Wars





Johnny Bravo Would Be Proud





Teen Wolf a la David Bowie





The Backwards Platypus





A Subtle Tribute to His Pet Iguana





A Literal Take on Face-Framing Fringe





“Just Make Sure You Accentuate My Sideburns”





Because One Mustache Is Never Enough





His Side-Part Game Is on Point





This Makes Sense





Monk-Punk





The Only Acceptable Style for a Real Tennis Lover





Totally Normal





You Don’t Want to Know What Happens When Her Fly’s Down





The Perfect Look for Indecisives





The Most Epic Hat Hair In History





The Full Ron Swanson