50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever

We’ve all had a terrible haircut or two. Bangs trimmed too short, side burns cut unevenly, highlights colored way too light. But then there are these cuts, easily the most embarrassing ever. Cuts so bad that no human should ever be forced to go out in public wearing them.

Hoping for a new look? Why not shave the silhouette of a pooping man into the back of your head? Maybe you could try a full color iguana mohawk? Or even a life-size violin made out of your own luscious locks? If you can dream it, you can have it. What you do with your hair is your own business. Unfortunately, these looks are more nightmare than fantasy.

These are the worst haircuts ever imagined. Ugly haircuts, wacky haircuts, frightening haircuts, and just plain awful haircuts. What are the worst hairstyles in the history of the universe? See for yourself.

A Literal Rattail That Is More Digusting Than an Actual Rat Tail
50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever

The Higher the Hair, The Closer to God

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Flock of Seagulls Gone Horrible Awry

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Very Definition of “Party in the Back”

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


This Architectural Marvel

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Bang Trim That Went Too Far

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


A Full Scale Committment to Going Green

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


At Least It’s Better Than an Angry Birds Tattoo?

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


We Call This One the “Drunk Barber”

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Guaranteed to Attract a Girlfriend

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The “I Never Knew My Real Dad”

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Pay No Attention to the Head Behind the Curtain

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


For the Suble Music Lover

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The First Step Toward Initiation into a Badass Ginger Gang

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


A Classy Look for a Refined Gentleman

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


A Simple Solution for Cronically Warm Ears

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Perfec for a Young Busta Rhymes

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Ultimate Way to Embrace Flyaways

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Halo Effect

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Helga From Hey Arnold

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Most Manly Pippi Longstocking Possible

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


An Literal Hair Net

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Eyes in The Back of Your Head

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Who Needs a Hat When You Can Make Your Own?

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Really Really Au Naturale Look

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


What Mustache?

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


His Haircut Is As Shocked by the Style as We Are

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The “I’m Sorry Mom”

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


All You Need Is a Little Hairspray…

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Mullet That Will Make You as Happy (and Creepy) as This Kid

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


This Foolproof Plan to Avoid Detention

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Swirly Look That Screams “I’m a Badass”

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Winnger of the Search Engine Turf Wars

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Johnny Bravo Would Be Proud

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Teen Wolf a la David Bowie

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Backwards Platypus

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


A Subtle Tribute to His Pet Iguana

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


A Literal Take on Face-Framing Fringe

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


“Just Make Sure You Accentuate My Sideburns”

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Because One Mustache Is Never Enough

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


His Side-Part Game Is on Point

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


This Makes Sense

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Monk-Punk

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Only Acceptable Style for a Real Tennis Lover

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


Totally Normal

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


You Don’t Want to Know What Happens When Her Fly’s Down

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Perfect Look for Indecisives

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Most Epic Hat Hair In History

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever


The Full Ron Swanson

50 Hairstyles These People Will Regret Forever