Pinterest fails their users on a daily basis by not providing a warning that says, “WARNING: Most of this stuff is impossible for you to do on your first try, so just look at the pretty pictures, and face the harsh reality of what your skill level is at Martha Stewart stuff.” But, since they don’t do that, this is what we get. We get these DIY disasters or funny Pinterest fails (or, to take away the branding to just general “craft fails”) all around the web every single day. It’s someone trying their hardest (and failing) to make a DIY gift for their significant other while on a budget, or a crafty lady who thinks her kids will appreciate surprise cake pops one morning, or a dad who surprises his wife with a creatively delicious option for what would be an otherwise boring meal… all of which are tried without practicing even once, or knowing the basics of the stuff they’re making.
For example, if you’ve never made a cake from scratch before, your cakepops are probably going to suck. Do you not know about the thing where you have to let your pastries cool before you frost them? Or how about leaving everything, once formed, in a fridge so that it maintains structural integrity? How about that certain heights of cookie, bread, muffin, etc., expand when it’s too much? Or the fact that CHEESE MELTS? The people who did these aren’t dumb, but the reason they failed at their Pinterest projects or “nailed it” as Reddit/the web would say, is because they have no experience in doing the basics of what they’re doing.
'I Know, Honey, But What If We Did The DEMON Version?'
Hwoard, Hwoark. Gwwarblarghlarbl.
Total Recall Pikachu
Halp Muh Kormit, Bag Brid. I Eat Cooko
Since When Did This Become More Beautiful Than This?…
David Cronenberg Rubber Duckies
From Newborn Chicks to Sad Egg Soldiers
The Baby Did Not Want To Be Your Prop
A Super Accurate Buzz Lightyear After Being Lost Alone in Space for 30 Years
HEY KIDS! IT’S DENTURE SHARK! ‘Hi Denture Shark!’
Minions Back When They Were Just Nazi Experiments
So Close to Just Being a Peter Pan Goatse
FAIL Even If They Pulled It Off. WTF.
The Fail One Looks Smarter, but Angrier
Horrible Santas, but Adorable Sushi!
That Burned One Is the Best One
They Accidentally Suffocated All the Fairies
Now It’s Just a Public Outdoor Pool
Sprinkle Some Salt on ‘Em!
Barbie Vs. Disney Villain
That Picture of a Smoker’s Lung from School
Santa Melted The Reindeer into One HELLA FAST Reindeer
I ALMOST Tried This. Dodged a Bullet.
Stained Glass Is The New FAIL
New! Croissant Boomerangs!
I Mean, There Were Many Factors Here…
Now They Just Look Homeless
When the Ghosts of Your Rice Krispies Balls Come Back for Revenge
Bad Mickey Mouse, but Perfect Pedobear
I Actually Did One of These, It’s Not Difficult
Seriously Nobody Waits for Their Cakepops to Cool
Haha They Still Threw The Candy on Top
From Strawberries, to Raw Cornish Game Hens!
The Baby Chick Cake Pop They Send to Schools to Scare Normal Ones Straight
The Top Caterpillar Meets A Future Serial Killer
You’re Fat For Wanting This To Begin With
They Still Probably Taste Pretty Good
When You’d Take Every Crayon and Draw a Circle
Fat Tardis Cake
I Mean, Even the Original Looks Like Stuff Mental Patients Make
Balls And String Go Together Like…
Minecraft Creepers Have Teeth, Kind Of. Huh.
Bacon Is USUALLY The Way To A Man’s Heart
Haha There Were Tomatoes Under the Original
LET YOUR CAKEPOPS COOL for a WHILE
Maybe They Added Too Much Salt?
Is a Kid N Play Reference Too Dated?