Accidental Dicks Seen in the Wild

If you aren’t of proper age, please God leave now, while there’s still time to save your parents the years of therapy that will quite possibly result from the knowledge that somewhere out there, there’s a potato that’s stolen like 10 guys’ girlfriends. If however, you’re among those of us for whom it’s way too late for, scroll down and let’s look at vegetables, architecture, office supplies, and other everyday objects that look like man parts.

Here we’ve gathered one of the finest collections of accidental dicks ever assembled. As it turns out, things that look like penises can be found lurking in all manner of places – from the depths of the darkest cave to the c*ck-shaped clouds of the sky. We’ve left no stone unturned… in fact, it turns out some stones are kinda penis shaped too.

So gear up to see some of the finest accidental dicks and things that look like a penis that the world at large has to offer. Whether they were discovered lurking in the wild or accidentally crafted by a day dreaming construction crew, we’ve found them and erected… er, “assembled” this Internet monument to them. So gather your pals, take it to a corner of the office where your boss rarely goes, and get ready for a midday giggle. Because nothing says “increased productivity” like a green pepper that totally has balls.