30 Awkward Public Transportation Pictures

Some elitists spend their days safe in fancy private cars, completely oblivious to the crazy people on public transportation. Sure, they’ve never been yelled at by a hallucinating homeless person or peed on by a drunken college student, but the joke’s on them. Because they can only know the majesty of sharing a ride with your fellow humans through these photos of people on the subway.

Through these awkward subway pictures, you’ll learn the time honored traditions of communal transport. For instance, never sit next to a rider who’s got his hand down his pants (or an actual snake in his hands). And make sure to avoid nipple-ring flaunting grandpa in the back.

She Never Falls Down When It Comes to a Stop

[Insert Pussy Joke]




On Second Thought, It’s a Nice Day for a Walk




No One Messes with Grandma on Her Way to Church




Intruder Alert!




Apparently the End of the Rainbow Is Somewhere in the Bronx




Next Stop, Vegan Village




The Bus Is Free When You Ride It This Way




A Man’s Train Seat Is His Castle




Who Wore It Best?




A Future-Predicting Subway Ad?




Next Stop, Terrifying Childhood Memories




When Transportation Attacks




Nerd Alert




Next Stop, Gettysburg Station




Totally Normal. Nothing to See Here




Cheaper Than Paying for Movers, I Guess




The Scenic Route




Tourists These Days…




“Please Don’t Go for the Pole, Please Don’t Go for the Pole…” – Everyone on the Subway




Someone Just Came from a Forever 21 Clearance Sale




That Awkward Moment When a Stranger’s Foot Brushes Your Face




One Way to Get a Subway Car to Yourself




Gangsta Granny Reads Manual on Badass-ery




If You Can’t See Them, They Can’t See You




Sensing a Lost Bet in This Gentleman’s Recent Past




If You Got ‘Em, Flaunt ‘Em




Children Make Very Comfortable Seat Cushions




Absolutely Not

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