Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?

Who Travels with $10 Million in Jewelry?

Doesn’t She Have Personal Security?

Worse Things Have Happened to Better

This Was Definitely an Inside Job

Thank Goodness North and Saint West Weren’t There

T-Minus 10 Seconds Until the Next Kanye Twitter Meltdown

At Least Nobody Was Hurt

Why Was She Alone in a Mansion During Fashion Week?


How Do We Know This Wasn’t an Elaborate Plan to Get Kanye Out His Show at the Meadows?

This Is Going to Be an Amazing Episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians

This Never Would Have Happened to Beyonce

Kim Is Now Officially More Gangster than Kanye

Don’t Look at Twitter. Don’t Look at Twitter. Don’t Look at Twitter.

At Least This Happened in Inspector Clouseau’s Jurisdiction

This Is a Legit Nightmare

Why Couldn’t It Have Been Paris Hilton?

Where Was Taylor Swift When This Went Down?

Jewel Heists Are So Hot Right Now

Break the Internet? Don’t You Mean Breaking and Entering?