Who Travels with $10 Million in Jewelry?
Doesn’t She Have Personal Security?
Worse Things Have Happened to Better People
This Was Definitely an Inside Job
Thank Goodness North and Saint West Weren’t There
T-Minus 10 Seconds Until the Next Kanye Twitter Meltdown
At Least Nobody Was Hurt
Why Was She Alone in a Mansion During Fashion Week?
How Do We Know This Wasn’t an Elaborate Plan to Get Kanye Out His Show at the Meadows?
This Is Going to Be an Amazing Episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians
This Never Would Have Happened to Beyonce
Kim Is Now Officially More Gangster than Kanye
Don’t Look at Twitter. Don’t Look at Twitter. Don’t Look at Twitter.
At Least This Happened in Inspector Clouseau’s Jurisdiction
This Is a Legit Nightmare
Why Couldn’t It Have Been Paris Hilton?
Where Was Taylor Swift When This Went Down?
Jewel Heists Are So Hot Right Now
Break the Internet? Don’t You Mean Breaking and Entering?