Get ready to take yourself out to the ballgame, open that box of Cracker Jacks, and prepare your lungs for all the laughing they’re about to start doing.
Q: Why did the baseball coach bring a traffic light to the game?
A: To send signals.
Q: Which rock band do outfielders like to listen to?
A: The Black Crow-Hops.
Q: What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
A: The base line. (bass line)
Q: Why do pitchers like to eat at White Castle?
A: They love the sliders. (slider is a small burger)
Q: Why did the sliding shorts go to so many sporting events?
A: It was an athletic supporter.
Q: Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball catcher?
A: He knew he had a chest protector.
Q: What did home plate say about the ball?
A: It’s pointless.
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: By sitting next to the fans.
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter.
Q: Which animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: The bat.
Q: Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer?
A: He wanted a sales pitch.
Q: Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?
A: They both have fowl mouths.
Q: Where shouldn’t a baseball player ever wear red?
A: In the bull pen.
Q: What do baseball players put their food on?
A: Home plates.
Q: Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base, or from 2nd base to 3rd base?
A: 2nd to 3rd because there is a short stop in the middle.