The Best Baseball Jokes

Get ready to take yourself out to the ballgame, open that box of Cracker Jacks, and prepare your lungs for all the laughing they’re about to start doing.  

Q: Why did the baseball coach bring a traffic light to the game?
A: To send signals.

Q: Which rock band do outfielders like to listen to?
A: The Black Crow-Hops.

Q: What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
A: The base line. (bass line)

Q: Why do pitchers like to eat at White Castle?
A: They love the sliders. (slider is a small burger)

Q: Why did the sliding shorts go to so many sporting events?
A: It was an athletic supporter.

Q: Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball catcher?
A: He knew he had a chest protector.

Q: What did home plate say about the ball?
A: It’s pointless.

Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: By sitting next to the fans.

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter.

Q: Which animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: The bat.

Q: Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer?
A: He wanted a sales pitch.

Q: Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.

Q: Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?
A: They both have fowl mouths.

Q: Where shouldn’t a baseball player ever wear red?
A: In the bull pen.

Q: What do baseball players put their food on?
A: Home plates.

Q: Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base, or from 2nd base to 3rd base?
A: 2nd to 3rd because there is a short stop in the middle.