Booty Call Texts That Got Rejected in the Best Way

Perhaps you yourself are a few beers in, feeling pretty good about your odds, and looking for tips on what not to do. Or maybe you too have just been the recipient of a shamelessly hopeful text yourself and are looking for a brilliant shut down? Either way, these frisky text fails will have you covered.

Here you’ll find everything from the most brilliant wrong number replies ever composed, to sext fails that couldn’t have been shot down more flawlessly. So whether you’ve currently found yourself engaged in an awkward booty text situation or are just looking for a great laugh, this is the right list for you

The World’s Most Brilliant Automated Response

That Escalated Quickly

The “No Seriously, Wrong Number” Breakdown

Next Time Stick to the Multiple Choice

Still a “No”

Valid Answer Tho

The Brilliant Sexy Picture Dodge

Never Underestimate the Importance of Fine Print in Craigslist Ads

Fair Enough

The Most Brilliant Use of Literalism Ever

Too Many Countries

Sometimes You Just Have to Bottom Line It

A Picture Says a Thousand Words

When Type A People Get a Booty Text

How to Keep a Not-So-Bright Old Flame at Bay for Years

Best Wrong Number Response Ever

This Sounds Like a Job for Dog

Screenshots Don’t Always Work

Cut to the Chase

The Booty Call Clarification

Owning It. Major Win.

The ‘Hold the Pepperoni” Pizza Guy Strike Out

Don’t Ask Questions You Don’t Want Answered

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