Celebrity Business Cards You’ve Never Seen Before

Thanks to the Internet and sites like LinkedIn, does anyone really need business cards anymore? And for that matter, why would a celebrity ever need a business card, especially after they’ve become famous? Well, for starters famous people love free lunches at T.G.I. Friday’s just like the rest of us. Celebrities also claim that they’re super useful when they’re trying to win another free yacht at rich people’s raffle parties. So what do famous people’s business cards look like? Take a look below!
Steve Martin: Polite Actor and Comedian
Jonah Hill: Actor and Disappointment
Walt Disney: The Happiest Business Card on Earth
Lady Gaga: Creative Director, Probably of the Meat Dress Department
Neil Armstrong: A Business Card That’s Out of This World
Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook Founder/Ruler of the Universe Probably
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Governor, Terminator, Star of Junior
Albert Einstein: A Relatively Famous Scientist
Abraham Lincoln: Jokester and Tall Hat Lover
Steve Jobs: Apple CEO/Steven If You’re Nasty
Barack Obama: Senator and POTUS
Bill Gates: Microsoft CEO and Apparent Lover of Triangles