Completely Insane Novelty Underwear

Some of these funny boxers might be a little raunchy, and others might just not come in handy for you, like the emergency bras actual working gas masks for example, but there really is something on this list for everybody. Not everything is for everybody, but something is for everybody. Whether you’re looking for a hilarious gag gift or impressively innovative novelty boxers are designed to smuggle everything from firearms to flasks. or whether you’d ever actually purchase any of these bad boys or not, the one thing you’re destined to leave wearing is a smile on your face.

For the Guy Out to Save Millions in Self-Confidence Therapy


This Wolf Totally Invites You to Check Out His Pack


His and Her’s Glow in the Dark


These Gun Concealing Secret Agent Undies


The Underwear That Launched 1,000 Double Takes


These Sneaky Briefs For When You’d Rather Smuggle in Your Own


Ladies, Step Right Up to the Greatest Show on Earth


That’s Right Ladies, Now There’s Disney Princess Lingerie


The Uniform of White Girl Wasted Chicks Everywhere


Sorry, No Vacancy


This Bra That Can Only Be Unlocked by Your “True Love’s” Fingerprint


The Hot Pants Panties: When Denim Just Doesn’t Hug It Tight Enough


Every Night is Ladie’s Night at This Guy’s Petting Zoo


The Mobile Mistletoe Thong for the Man Who Takes Holiday Tradition Seriously


Found Him!




These Self-Cleaning Panties


Let It All Hang Out


This Bra With an Actual Working Built In Gas Mask



Tandum Undies: For the Couple Who Really Can’t Think of Anything Else to Do


This Lie


Well… ?


Shout Your Sluttiness from the Rooftops With This Bra That Tweets Each It’s Unhooked


These Oddly Uncomfortable Cantaloupe Panties


Behold: the Original Party Pant

These Handcrafted Beef Jerky Panties