Completely Insane Novelty Underwear

Some of these funny boxers might be a little raunchy, and others might just not come in handy for you, like the emergency bras actual working gas masks for example, but there really is something on this list for everybody. Not everything is for everybody, but something is for everybody. Whether you’re looking for a hilarious gag gift or impressively innovative novelty boxers are designed to smuggle everything from firearms to flasks. or whether you’d ever actually purchase any of these bad boys or not, the one thing you’re destined to leave wearing is a smile on your face.

 
 
For the Guy Out to Save Millions in Self-Confidence Therapy

 
 

This Wolf Totally Invites You to Check Out His Pack






 
 

His and Her’s Glow in the Dark






 
 

These Gun Concealing Secret Agent Undies






 
 

The Underwear That Launched 1,000 Double Takes






 
 

These Sneaky Briefs For When You’d Rather Smuggle in Your Own






 
 

Ladies, Step Right Up to the Greatest Show on Earth






 
 

That’s Right Ladies, Now There’s Disney Princess Lingerie






 
 

The Uniform of White Girl Wasted Chicks Everywhere






 
 

Sorry, No Vacancy






 
 

This Bra That Can Only Be Unlocked by Your “True Love’s” Fingerprint






 
 

The Hot Pants Panties: When Denim Just Doesn’t Hug It Tight Enough






 
 

Every Night is Ladie’s Night at This Guy’s Petting Zoo






 
 

The Mobile Mistletoe Thong for the Man Who Takes Holiday Tradition Seriously






 
 

Found Him!






 
 

…These.






 
 

These Self-Cleaning Panties







 
 

Let It All Hang Out






 
 

This Bra With an Actual Working Built In Gas Mask






 




 
 

Tandum Undies: For the Couple Who Really Can’t Think of Anything Else to Do






 
 

This Lie






 
 

Well… ?






 
 

Shout Your Sluttiness from the Rooftops With This Bra That Tweets Each It’s Unhooked






 
 

These Oddly Uncomfortable Cantaloupe Panties






 
 

Behold: the Original Party Pant






 
 
These Handcrafted Beef Jerky Panties