Completely Insane Novelty Underwear

Some of these funny boxers might be a little raunchy, and others might just not come in handy for you, like the emergency bras with actual working gas masks for example, but there really is something on this list for everybody. Not everything is for everybody, but something is for everybody. Whether you’re looking for a hilarious gag gift or impressively innovative novelty boxers that are designed to smuggle everything from firearms to flasks. or whether you’d ever actually purchase any of these bad boys or not, the one thing you’re destined to leave wearing is a smile on your face.

 
 
For the Guy Out to Save Millions in Self-Confidence Therapy


 
 


This Wolf Totally Invites You to Check Out His Pack








 
 


His and Her’s Glow in the Dark








 
 


These Gun Concealing Secret Agent Undies








 
 


The Underwear That Launched 1,000 Double Takes








 
 


These Sneaky Briefs For When You’d Rather Smuggle in Your Own








 
 


Ladies, Step Right Up to the Greatest Show on Earth








 
 


That’s Right Ladies, Now There’s Disney Princess Lingerie








 
 


The Uniform of White Girl Wasted Chicks Everywhere








 
 


Sorry, No Vacancy








 
 


This Bra That Can Only Be Unlocked by Your “True Love’s” Fingerprint








 
 


The Hot Pants Panties: When Denim Just Doesn’t Hug It Tight Enough








 
 


Every Night is Ladie’s Night at This Guy’s Petting Zoo








 
 


The Mobile Mistletoe Thong for the Man Who Takes Holiday Tradition Seriously








 
 


Found Him!








 
 


…These.








 
 


These Self-Cleaning Panties










 
 


Let It All Hang Out








 
 


This Bra With an Actual Working Built In Gas Mask








 





 
 


Tandum Undies: For the Couple Who Really Can’t Think of Anything Else to Do








 
 


This Lie








 
 


Well… ?








 
 


Shout Your Sluttiness from the Rooftops With This Bra That Tweets Each Time It’s Unhooked








 
 


These Oddly Uncomfortable Cantaloupe Panties








 
 


Behold: the Original Party Pant








 
 
These Handcrafted Beef Jerky Panties