31 Unfortunate Fortune Cookie FAILs

Fortune cookies are always a gamble. It’s like what Forrest Gump said about that box of chocolates, fortune cookies are basically life. So when people are opening a fortune cookie, they’re basically experiencing life. But the funniest and greatest fortune come from either accidental Engrish (false, Asian-inspired, incorrect English), typos, or people trying to pull of jokes that just don’t work.┬á

So here, all in one place, are the worst fortune cookies (or the best fortune cookie fortunes, if you like hilariously terrible ones) of all time. 

These are the funniest fortune cookie fails, or funny fortune cookie fortunes, that the Internet has to offer. Upvote the best fortune cookies and downvote the ones you think are either Photoshopped (though I tried to avoid that completely) or lame. 

Do the BEAR Bones Minimum

They Know…





Flying Is NOT Simple





The Morpheus Cookie





The CURSED COOKIE





They’re Not Literally Time Travelers, You Know





DAT UNDERGROUND LIFE





Cookie Cruelty





The Scary Part Is That I Always Eat Two





The Cookie’s Death Note





That’s Not How Clocks Work…





I Think This Depends on The Muppet





I Can Relate to This, Having Been Trapped in a Well





A Fortune Rick Roll





You Can Take That to the BANK





This Relationship-Ending Fortune





My Favorite Time





Fighting A ‘That’s What She Said’ SO Hard





Hahaha They Have NO Idea





Oh Waiters and Their Meaningless Lives!





It’s Like They Thought They Were Just Thrown in There






Nope.





You’re Shaped Weird





Whatever It Is, It’s Easy. Just Do It!





Is Space Limit Really the Problem Here?





For When on Fifth Dates





Staying Away from 4Chan





Yeah Stop Making Bugs You Guys





Might As Well Say You Will Read This Fortune’





Money Isn’t Infinite, Bro





Don’t Even TRY Today