List of the douchiest things Justin Bieber has ever done. From abandoning his own pet monkey in Germany to showing up with a 20-person entourage to guest-host SNL, the Biebs has done quite a few questionable things in recent history. There comes a time in most young famous peoples’ lives when their “acting out” incidents become more and more frequent, and the public reaction starts to move away from, “Aw, he probably didn’t know any better,” to “Ah! What a douchebag!” This list rounds up funny Justin Bieber quotes, stories of him acting dumb, and lays out the evidence for why Justin Bieber is a douche– deciding what you think is up to you.
Is Justin Bieber a douchebag? Obvs, this depends on who you ask. Devoted fans –Bielebers and those who have Bieber-fever would (or course) say that he is not and that there are many good things about Justin Bieber. But what about the general public? Is spitting in your neighbor’s face, threatening paparazzi, and refusing to pay for services that you used enough reason to call someone a douche? Is he actually one of the biggest douchebags in Hollywood? Or is he just acting how any other young person would in these circumstances? Does the Biebs deserve a little slack since he is from Canada and new to all of this fame?
Bieber’s Hotbox From Hell
Justin Bieber and his dad smoked so much weed in their private jet from Canada to New Jersey on January 31 that the pilots were forced to wear oxygen masks so they’d be able to pass upcoming drug tests and, you know, fly the plane.
On the same flight, Biebs and his crew were also “extremely abusive” to a female flight attendant and wouldn’t stop harassing her for the duration of the trip. It got so bad that she eventually chose to hide in the cockpit with (the oxygen mask-wearing) pilots rather than mingle with the pop star and his posse.
Spits Off Balcony On To Fans Below
The tween-idol was photographed hawking spit over the side of a hotel balcony –directly above the faces of hundreds of loyal fans who were gathered below in hopes of catching a glimpse of him. In the same series of extremely bad PR shots, he was then photographed cracking up with his friends and pointing down at the poor teenage girls gathered below that he had just spat on.
Just moments before the spit-show, Bieber posted a photo of the same fans on Instagram with the caption, “I wake up this morning to this 🙂 best fans in the world #beliebers #sexyfans.”
Spitting at a group of teenagers that call themselves “Beliebers” seems cruel enough, but it just seems extra unfair to first give them a shoutout on Instagram and then spit in their faces. They never had a chance to see it coming.
A 14-Year-Old Justin Bieber Talks About Being in the KKK, Uses N-Word and Laughs About It
After Being Told to Drive More Carefully, He Spit in His Neighbor’s Face, Threatened to Kill
Bieber allegedly hocked a loogie and spit it in his 47-year-old neighbor’s face after the father of three screamed at him to drive more carefully. Word has it that Bieber had a new Ferrari delivered to his Calabasas home at 8 AM and decided to take it for a test drive inside his gated community. Many neighbors complained that he was driving around 100 mph inside their little community.
When one neighbor confronted him and said, “You can’t drive like this!” Bieber responded by saying, “Get the f**k out of here,” and then he spit in the guy’s face and said, “I’m gonna f**king kill you.”
“Anne (Frank) Was a Great Girl. Hopefully She Would Have Been a Belieber.”
Before playing a show in the Netherlands in early 2013, the Biebs really had a moment at the Anne Frank House. After his hourlong visit with guards and friends, he thoughtfully wrote in their guestbook: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
And maybe she would have! If she, you know, hadn’t died from typhus in a concentration camp in 1945.
When He Made Prince’s Death About Himself
While the world mourned the loss of Prince in April 2016, Bieber was predictably thinking about one thing: himself. The Biebs wanted to make sure fans knew the “Purple Rain” singer wasn’t the only star in the world. Singer/songwriter Andrew Watt posted a Prince tribute on Instagram that said, “Today waking up to this news I am truly beside myself…devastated…the last of the greatest living performers…my guitar idol.”
Bieber’s response? He commented on the pic: “Well not the last greatest living performer.” Wonder who could he have been referring to?
Picks A Fight with Orlando Bloom By Making Fun Of His Ex Wife
7/30/2014: Bieber and Orlando Bloom got into a tussle at Cipriani in Ibiza, Spain, leading the actor to throw a haymaker at the Biebs. It all started when the actor, who was dining with his pal Leonardo DiCaprio, refused to shake Bieber’s hand when he and his entourage entered the restaurant. Biebs didn’t like the dis and allegedly made a rude comment about Bloom’s ex-wife, Miranda Kerr. After Bloom took a swing at him, the pop star left the restaurant in a hurry, leading to cheers from restaurant patrons.
Update: Responding to the incident on his Instagram, Bieber posted a pic of a sobbing Orlando Bloom. BURN.
Cuts Disneyland Lines in Bogus Wheelchair
For shame! The sneaky stunt that every adolescent youth joked about trying was actually pulled off by the Canadian crooner himself. Word has it that the Biebs was pushed around Disneyland in a wheelchair over the weekend of July 20, 2014, causing wild speculation that the supremely douchey singer is also an unfair line-jumper!
“Wait!” You may be saying. “I/my friend/the cool kid at school did that once and it was awesome.” To that, we’d say: you are not a super-famous pop-star who publicly posts photos of their non-injured self on Instagram every hour.
Even more interesting, TMZ reports that Justin wouldn’t even need a wheelchair to cut lines, because Disney already escorts him in and out of rides to avoid huge crowds when he’s in the park. So there’s that.
Banned for Life from a Vegas Indoor Skydiving Gym
Late June 2013, the Biebs and his entourage acted so poorly in a Las Vegas indoor skydiving facility that they were placed on the no-fly list for life. A source told E! News that Bieber and his crew arrived a couple minutes before closing, trashed the bathrooms, and agreed to handle payment after flying.
After they flew, he was given the option to either 1) pay or 2) Instagram a photo of himself with the owner and a favorable caption. Bieber went with option 2 – except rather than actually doing that, he “faked like he was posting something, per the agreement, but never did.” Bieber and his friends then left without paying or tipping the staff who helped them fly.