Getting a DUI is no laughing matter, but watching funny DUI arrest videos is. This list illustrates the stupidity of drunk drivers. These drunk driving video arrests should be enough to show you why it’s a bad idea to get behind the wheel after a night, day, or even a morning of drinking. Enjoy these drunk driver videos and take them as a lesson on why you should NOT to drink and drive.
What are the best police arrest videos involving DUI? These are the top 10 funniest DUI arrest you’ll ever see. It’s crazy to think that these individuals thought they were okay to drive, be it a car, horse, or… lawnmower?
Don't Drink the Breathalizer
Pssst…! Hey, you! Do you want to know how to beat a Breathalizer test?
Step One: Hold the Breathalizer in your hands.
Step Two: DON’T TRY TO DRINK THE BREATHILIZER LIKE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH. (It doesn’t work out too well for this adorable old guy.)
Drunk On a Lawnmower Part 1
This clip gets rolling at 01:22 when the cop finally confronts the drunk lawnmower driver. Why was he driving drunk on a lawnmower?
Well, there are two reasons actually:
1. His truck broke down so he’s been driving a lawnmower for two weeks.
2. His wife said she’d “stab [him] in the face if [he] didn’t get more beer.”
As funny as that is, this clip reaches classic status when Steve decides he has to pee at 02:30. This decision has… consequences. We don’t want to ruin it, but by the end of the clip this poor guy is threatening to have his wife kick the cop’s ass. She’d probably let him off with a warning if he bought her a beer…
Drunk On a Lawnmower Part 2
It’s one thing to get arrested for driving your lawnmower drunk… that’s… well, let’s be nice and call that “understandable…” We suppose, in theory at least, that that could potentially happen to anyone. But to get arrested for the same stunt AGAIN and for the officer pulling you over to know your first name… Well, that’s when it’s called a “problem.”
We love the arresting officer in this video. He clearly got to know Steve over the course of the last arrest and doesn’t want to have to haul him in. And yet, in typical Steve fashion, this video reaches classic status when Steve decides to drive away at 01:55 despite warnings from the officer. And, of course, he faces hilarious consequences. These two guys need their own TV show. Fox… Get on that.
My Nuts Itch!
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you got handcuffed, but you had a terrible itch? As in a horrible, unbelievable, and unavoidable itch? Especially in the region of your crotch? What would you do? Say what you will about this poor sap, but he made a decision… to gyrate like an idiot and ask police officers if they would give his junk a solid scratch for him.
00:26 The drunk guy really starts dancing. Not even the officer reading him his rights can keep from laughing.
1:04 The cops refuse… “due to [his] combative nature” to scratch his nuts for him. So, if he weren’t being so difficult, they probably would have given his groin a solid scraping for him.
Head Into Concrete
You know that friend of yours who gets drunk but will never admit to it? The one who actually attempts to stand still, walk straight, or otherwise look like he or she is vaguely in control of their motor functions? You know, the guy or gal who, halfway through their protestations of sobriety, does something so incontrovertibly stupid that they prove without a doubt that they’re just as drunk as everyone said they were? At 00:15 into this clip, that guy shows up in this video.
Incidentally, if you can’t think of a friend who does this… then that means it’s you. Sorry about that. But hey, at least you starred in a hit YouTube video!