The Best Easter Jokes

rules. Seriously, it’s one of the best holidays around and no one is talking about it. All you have to do is wake up and walk to your kitchen to find the basket of chocolate that a magical rabbit left for you sometime while you were asleep. And then around lunchtime you get to eat lunch with people and look for fancy eggs that may or may not be full of candy. What’s better than that? If you said nothing, then you’re absolutely correct. In observation of this unsung holiday here’s  a list of the funniest jokes. And after you read them you’ll be having a hopping good time.

If you’re invited to an Easter celebration but aren’t sure what to say, why not try some of these clean Easter jokes? These jokes about Easter are a sure fire way to make sure you’re the toast of the celebration. And after you crack a few jokes, crack a few eggs and see if you can find any sweet treats hidden inside. Vote for your favorite joke about Easter! Easter puns! Rabbit jokes!

Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was egg-spelled!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!

Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport?
A: Basket-ball

Q: Where did the Easter Bunny go to school?
A: John Hop-kins University

Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
A: It’s going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
A: Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Q: Why was the father Easter egg so strict?
A: He was hard-boiled

Q: How did the Easter Bunny dry himself after getting wet in the rain?
A: With a hare dryer

Q: Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was scrambled

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: He does lots of hare-obics

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
A: Hop suey

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day

Q: What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A: The Easter Barney

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From Eggplants

Q: How does the easter bunny stay healthy?
A: By doing egg-cercise

Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Eggs-austed

Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
A: They’re both famous for stuffing baskets

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his jeans?
A: A smarty pants

Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-day

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?
A: A rash of good luck

Q: Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don’t want to get “beat up”