The 21 Most Epic Facebook Burns in Internet History

It’s one thing to get burned in person, another entirely to get the burned on . Scars from epic burns last an lifetime. Dank shade throwers go hard in the paint. Like the dragons of myth, they sear you with their intense heat, reveling in triumph at the profundity of their disses as your flesh boils and your liquefied guts slop out your mouth, to be eaten by rats as your body rots in the sun.

Wasn’t it William Shakespeare who said “Why existeth the but to burn and be burned alike?”

Ahead you will find of unfortunate Facebook burn victims, those who were incinerated by such insults they had to visit the emergency room. Some were burned by a friend of a friend, falling victim to the third degree burn, while others were burned directly by they known and love, lit up by an infernal second degree burn. The verbal scars from these are permanent. There is no Internet burn victim corrective surgery. Just years of continued ridicule. Enjoy this red-hot collection of funny Facebook insults and burns, and remember to think before you post.

The Ugly Truth


Burned Since Birth

Burn Notice

Catch of the Day

Love Actually

Herp Derp

Hot Alphabet Soup

Breaking the Glass Ceiling

Burn Unit

The Thin Red Lines

Sorry About Your Face, Bro

Poking Fun at Someone

of Inches

Time to Face Facts

Seeing is Beliebing

I Am the Captain Now

Rules of Engagement

Shot Through the Heart

Thinking Woman’s

Married Life

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