The 31 Most Epic Restaurant Name FAILs

Restaurants are infamous for being bad investments. They’re hard to manage, hard to keep profitable, and generally stressful for everyone involved. But hey, people gotta eat. So what can you do? Well for starters, pick a good name, something that’s inviting and most importantly, appetizing. Bad restaurant names are just a red flag and a name that’s memorable and catchy certainly won’t hurt. Well… unless it’s the wrong kind of memorable.

Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?), these owners of the restaurants on this list only got the memorable part right and came up with some of the worst restaurant names we’ve even seen. These names are so bad their eateries are famous or… well… infamous. They tried their best to pick an appealing name, but ended up with the top restaurant name . Whoops. From innuendo, to bathroom , to inadvertently unappetizing imagery and epic sign fails, these restaurants all truly failed when it came to picking a name.

Lick-a-Chick

Fu King Chinese Restaurant

Dirty Dicks

Fook Yue Seafood Restaurant

Miso Honi

Soon Fatt Chinese Take Away

Cum-n-Eat

Thai Tanic

Bung Hole

Hung Far Low Restaurant

Crabby Dicks Marketplace & Grill

Happy Crack

Dildo Dory Grill

Vagina Tandoori Indian Cuisine

Wanker’s Corner Cafe & Saloon

Cocks

The Golden Shower Restaurant

Poon Palace

Pee & Poo Steak House

Rong Phuk Restaurant

Phat Phuc Noodle Bar

Flavors of Negros

The Chocolate Log Confectionary & Coffee Shop

Herpes Pizza

Cock & Camel

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

Squat and Goble Cafe Crepery

My Dung

Cabbage & Condoms

Pho Bich Nga

Pu Pu Hot Pot