The 31 Most Epic Restaurant Name FAILs

Restaurants are infamous for being bad investments. They’re hard to manage, hard to keep profitable, and generally stressful for everyone involved. But hey, people gotta eat. So what can you do? Well for starters, pick a good name, something that’s inviting and most importantly, appetizing. Bad restaurant names are just a red flag and a name that’s memorable and catchy certainly won’t hurt. Well… unless it’s the wrong kind of memorable.

Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?), these owners of the restaurants on this list only got the memorable part right and came up with some of the worst restaurant names we’ve even seen. These names are so bad their eateries are famous or… well… infamous. They tried their best to pick an appealing name, but ended up with the top restaurant name . Whoops. From innuendo, to bathroom humor, to inadvertently unappetizing imagery and epic sign , these restaurants all truly failed when it came to picking a name.

Lick-a-Chick

Fu King Chinese Restaurant





Dirty Dicks





Fook Yue Seafood Restaurant





Miso Honi





Soon Fatt Chinese Take Away





Cum-n-Eat





Thai Tanic





Bung Hole





Hung Far Low Restaurant





Crabby Dicks Marketplace & Grill





Happy Crack





Dildo Dory Grill





Vagina Tandoori Indian Cuisine





Wanker’s Corner Cafe & Saloon





Cocks





The Golden Shower Restaurant





Poon Palace





Pee & Poo Steak House





Rong Phuk Restaurant





Phat Phuc Noodle Bar





Flavors of Negros





The Chocolate Log Confectionary & Coffee Shop





Herpes Pizza





Cock & Camel





Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine





Squat and Goble Cafe Crepery





My Dung





Cabbage & Condoms





Pho Bich Nga





Pu Pu Hot Pot